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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Dec. 8, 2006 / 17 Kislev, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The USS Intrepid was freed Wednesday from Hudson River mud, where the carrier sat for twenty years as a museum. It took a dozen tugboats one month to get it unstuck. Tug boats were called in after the Iraq Study Group was unable to budge it.


Taco Bell shut down nine restaurants in New York and New Jersey Tuesday over bacteria that was discovered in its food. No one knows how many customers were poisoned. Vladimir Putin has just signed a deal to write a book called If I Did It.


Tiger Woods last week repeated his call for the PGA Tour to begin the random testing of touring golfers for performance-enhancing drugs. The results won't always be pretty. The last time John Daly gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.


Victoria's Secret said Wednesday its catalogue will not use paper harvested from Caribou grazing lands. That's so responsible of the trashy lingerie maker. Now if only they would take pity on all the little silicones who died to make those models.


Barry Bonds turned up unexpectedly at baseball's winter meetings in Orlando on Wednesday to ask for a job. He's suspected of cheating on his taxes, cheating on his wife and cheating at baseball. He missed the Medal of Freedom by one president.


The Iraq Study Group on Wednesday delivered a blunt and bleak picture of the war. The group issued seventy-nine recommendations. They originally had eighty recommendations but admitting that France was right all along seemed like piling on.


USA Today said Wednesday that fifty million Americans own cell phones capable of shooting live video and posting it on the Internet. How tame is stand-up comedy now? Last night, six audience members at the Laugh Factory died of sleep apnea.


Prince Charles made an impassioned energy conservation speech Wednesday and ordered his staff to ride bicycles instead of drive. He shouldn't be so hard on cars. If it weren't for cars, Prince Charles would still be making alimony payments.

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