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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Dec. 4, 2006 / 13 Kislev, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Sky Harbor Airport in Phoenix was chosen Friday to test those X-ray machines that see right through a passenger's underwear. Everyone will see pictures of what you look like underneath your clothes. It's like being Britney Spears for a day.


The Boston Red Sox were reported Friday to be trading home-run slugger Manny Ramirez to Los Angeles. He's a comically awful outfielder. Manny Ramirez is a tremendous hitter but he couldn't catch radiation poisoning at a KGB reunion banquet.


Michael Richards agreed Friday to meet with the black hecklers he offended and give them whatever their lawyer wants. He can afford it. His racist rant at the Laugh Factory just became the number-one selling rap video in recording history.


Arizona prosecutors convicted a grandmother of drug running Friday after two hundred pounds of pot were found in her trunk. She sold drugs to support her bingo habit. E-Harmony had her fixed up with Pete Rose before the jail door slammed shut.


The Iraq Study Group recommended that the White House work with Syria and Iran for peace. It gets worse. They also recommended appointing Mel Gibson the U.S. Ambassador to Israel and naming Michael Richards the curator of the Martin Luther King Museum.


House Speaker-elect Nancy Pelosi chose Texas Democratic Congressman Silvestre Reyes as the new Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee. Congressman Reyes doesn't have any past experience in national security. He was in the U.S. Border Patrol.


Danny DeVito showed up drunk on The View Wednesday and mimicked President Bush as one of the Three Stooges. He's lucky he lives in America and not in Russia. Moscow has the only comedy club in the entire world with a cemetery on the premises.


Russia's former prime minister was poisoned Wednesday after a former Russian spy died of poison in London. It's open season on critics of the Kremlin. Yakov Smirnoff opened his act in Branson Friday with a heartfelt tribute to Vladimir Putin.


Mexico's new president Felipe Calderon was sworn into office in Mexico City Friday with former President Bush looking on. They are an important trading partner. In addition to oil, silver and tequila, Mexico is the number-one producer of Americans.


Bill Clinton toured a coastal village in India Friday which was wrecked by the tsunami two years ago. The houses and schools are all back up. With Halliburton pinned down in Iraq, the rest of the world's getting a lot of rebuilding accomplished.

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