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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Dec. 26, 2005 / 25 Kislev, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | New York subways were back Friday after the transit strike ended. For three days people were begging cabs to pick them up. New York cab drivers haven't felt so personally powerful since they found out India and Pakistan have nuclear weapons.


The Washington D.C. City Council broke its deal Friday to build a Major League Baseball stadium. They missed out on a lucrative way to sell luxury seats. Think of all the money congressmen would have paid not to be seated next to an indicted lobbyist.


Kate Moss faces an investigation by London police after newspapers published photographs that showed her snorting cocaine. She has chosen a very dangerous way of life. The top cause of death among supermodels is falling through the street grates.


Bolivia elected coca grower Evo Morales its president Tuesday on his promise to legalize cocaine production. Already he's calling for currency overhaul. He has asked Kate Moss to be the model for the figure of liberty on Bolivia's dime bag.


Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were reported Friday to be getting married just as soon as their divorces are final. That's easier said than done. An equitable divorce settlement in Hollywood means each party gets fifty percent of the publicity.


Pakistan said Friday an al-Qaeda leader they captured was out to assassinate President Bush, but no one believes it. George Bush could walk through Baghdad at high noon and the terrorists would hold their fire. That's how scary Dick Cheney is.


The Patriot Act was resuscitated for five weeks by Congress Friday after the Senate killed it and then revived it for six months. It's alive then it's dead, then it's alive and then it's dead. No one can wait to see the sequel, Bride of Patriot Act.


Senator Ted Kennedy said Friday that Sam Alito belonged to a Princeton alumni group that believed affirmative action lowers standards. The senator strongly supports quotas. Over the weekend he had a quota Scotch, a quota bourbon, and a half-quota Kahlua.

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