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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 15, 2016

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | • President Obama flew to Greece Monday for bilateral talks with the president of Greece. This is sure to be mutually beneficial. The U.S. can teach Greece how to better manage its huge debt, and Greece can teach the U.S. how to turn the ruins of a once-great civilization into a tourist attraction.


• Hacksaw Ridge directed by Mel Gibson drew heavy Best Picture Oscar buzz in Hollywood last week. That's not all. The Academy Award for Best Actor should go to all the comedians who are still acting angry that Trump won the election after six nights of crowds going wild over Trump jokes.


• Donald Trump agreed to Obamacare rules forcing health care plans to cover young adults on their parents plan and policy holders with pre-existing conditions. It's a total backslide. Next thing, Trump is going to promise to build a huge beautiful chalk line and he's going to make Mexico draw it.


• The New York Times publisher issued a statement Saturday apologizing for its slanted election coverage. They'd clearly hit bottom. Rather than simply announce the results of the presidential election Wednesday, the New York Times ran the headline Trump Evicts Black Family from Their Home.


• President Obama told a press conference Monday he hopes Trump will be an environmentally responsible president. He owes the earth one. Think of the millions of trees it'll take to replace all the woodwork Americans came out of last Wednesday when they admitted they were for Trump all along.


• Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti proclaimed L.A. to be a sanctuary city Friday free from police cooperation with the Border Patrol. The language barrier causes pure chaos. This morning in Los Angeles court, two Mexican men showed up for their deportation hearing and the judge married them.


• Chicago Mayor Rahm Emmanuel defiantly stood by Chicago's status as a sanctuary city for illegal aliens Monday. The mayor said that illegal immigrants will be safe in the city of Chicago. The illegal immigrants told the mayor to speak for himself, that they'll take their chances in Mosul.


• Los Angeles traffic came to a standstill at twilight Monday for the astonishing sight of a Super Moon east of the city. Millions were mesmerized by the huge size of the moon glowing in the sky. Millennials stopped looking at the Super Moon after six minutes because it wasn't wearing a cape.


• The New Yorker magazine ran a recent article ripping the culture of Los Angeles as provincial and low-brow. They're just jealous. People in Los Angeles can go swimming at the beach during the day and then go to the opera that night, without apparently ever feeling the need to change clothes.


• President Obama praised World War II vets in his Veterans Day speech on Friday for fighting for the cause of diversity. That's the silliest thing I ever heard. If anything, U.S. soldiers stormed the Normandy beaches and crushed the Germans once and for all for giving white privilege a bad name.


• Science News reported that Arab fishermen found a two-hundred-pound hunk of whale vomit worth three million dollars. It's used to preserve the fragrances of very expensive perfumes. They discovered the vomit floating on the ocean Wednesday morning, proving that the whale is a Democrat.


• USA Today reported on a nationwide poll which reveals that since Election Day, two and a half million Americans say they now want to move to Canada. Economists agree it's really amazing. Donald Trump has only been elected a week and he's already created two and a half million new jobs.


• Democrats bickered over whether Tuesday's defeat was the fault of the establishment or the candidate. They never took the pulse of the electorate. The bad news for the American left is, U.S. voters elected Donald Trump president, and the worse news is, they were voting their consciences.


• President-elect Trump named his running mate Mike Pence to head his transition team. They have four thousand jobs and cabinet posts to fill. So far the betting favorites are Newt Gingrich for Secretary of State and Rudy Giuliani for Attorney General and Jeb Bush for Secretary of Low Energy.


• WalMart announced Thursday they will open on Thanksgiving Day at six p.m. and offer huge discounts on laptops and smart-phones, the same day the NFL agreed to speed up games and the Dow Jones hit a record high. It's amazing. It only took Trump two days to make America great again.


• Fox News reported that Canada's immigration website crashed Wednesday due to Americans wanting to emigrate. It's a new challenge. Now it looks like Trump is going to have to build one wall on the southern border to keep people out and one wall on the northern border to keep people in.


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