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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 25, 2014

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The White House read with interest the reaction from European capitals to his speech granting amnesty to five million illegals on Thursday. In Berlin newspapers, the Germans described his speech as chilling, dictatorial and defiant, with no respect for the border. In other words, he had them at hello.

Adolf Hitler's water-color painting of a Bavarian town hall he painted when he was twenty-five years old sold at auction in Germany Friday. The painting was well reviewed and it sold for a hundred and sixty grand. You know things are bad for Bill Cosby when Adolf Hitler and Charles Manson are having a better week.

Interpol searched Tanzania for warlords Friday after five giraffes were spotted being crammed onto a transport cargo plane which was believed to be heading for the United Arab Emirates. They have a saying among African warlords. Keep your friends close and your friends with Ebola less close.

Monaco's National Day was highlighted Friday by an announcement from Prince Albert that he and Princess Charlotte are expecting twin babies in December. The tiny principality has a real talent for survival. Monaco is independent, but they're protected by France, which means they're on their own.

The Atlantic magazine ran an article Friday reporting that U.S.-Israel relations are at their lowest point in history. We go way back. G0D led the Israelites into the ONLY land in the Middle East with no oil under it to make sure that America would always love Israel for her personality, brains and character.

The Denver Post reported that a Joe's Crab Shack restaurant franchise in Colorado was busted by police last week for selling alcohol to children. What can you do? The restaurant's management explained that they wanted to ask the kids for a photo ID, but they didn't want to be labeled as racist.



President Obama's amnesty order was protested in millions of emails and tweets Thursday. The reaction was volcanic. No one wants to say that opponents are angry, but Michelle Obama just recommended that standing onstage and defending her husband is a good way to get your vegetables.

President Obama insisted on Thursday that every American is descended from immigrants. The Indians fell over laughing. If the Anglo-Saxons are immigrants to this country, then the ancient Roman legions marched into Gaul, Spain, Britain, Greece, Palestine and Egypt looking for hope and opportunity.

Mexican drug gangs were reported Thursday to be stealing oil from Mexico's oil pipelines and smuggling the oil across the border into the United States. It's so easy to smuggle. They just melt the oil down to powder form, then dye the powder white, and then the border guards just wave it through.

Mexico may start charging foreigners a twenty-eight dollar cover charge to enter Mexico. The Mexican government legalized user amounts of pot and cocaine and prostitution is allowed. Anyone who's ever been to a New York after-hours club will agree that twenty-eight bucks is quite reasonable.

A Chinese government think tank recommended to the ruling Politburo in Beijing that China get rid of its one-child-per-family law. The report informed the government that China doesn't have enough children. To give you an idea of how bad the situation is, some factories are being forced to hire adults.


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