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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 26, 2013 / 23 Kislev, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Caroline Kennedy arrived in Tokyo to present her credentials as the U.S. Ambassador to Japan Wednesday. The next day Harry Reid decided to kill the Senate filibuster rule. Leave it to Democrats to exercise the nuclear option with the last living Kennedy in Japan.

Senate Democrats stated Friday that ending the filibuster would help them complete their agenda. So true. If you're a gay Mexican marijuana grower who snuck across the border for a free hernia operation so you can join the Navy, this is the best year of your life.

Warsaw hosted a climate conference Friday with two hundred nations in attendance to fight what they claim is global warming. There is an upside to this. At the rate the polar ice cap is melting, within a year Ted Williams will be back in left field for the Boston Red Sox.

Oregon's website for Obamacare was hit by hackers Friday and health care applicants were sent to a porn site. It works great. After forty-five minutes of exploring different plans, male applicants reported they've never felt so healthy, relaxed, and ready for a snack.

Toronto mayor Rob Ford apologized after videotape caught him smoking crack and pot from a beer pong. It broke no Canadian laws. Apparently if you have a government health care system that works, you can smoke anything you want and it's no harm, no foul.



Hugo Chavez's successor Nicolas Maduro signed an emergency decree Friday limiting profits in Venezuela. He accused the CIA of giving Chavez the cancer that killed him last year. A warning is printed on every oil rig saying that nationalization may give you cancer.

John Kerry negotiated a proposal with the Afghan government Tuesday which would allow U.S. troops and bases to remain in Afghanistan after next spring's pullout. We would pay Afghans billions to let us stay there. It's like buying a hunting license for drone attacks.

Chicago gangs are sucker punching white people on the streets in a new game called Knockout. It's payback time. Twenty-five years ago the Bush family divided America into Blue States and Red States without paying a nickel in royalties to the Crips and the Bloods.

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