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December 2, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 20, 2013 / 17 Kislev, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Monty Python's six surviving members announced they'll stage a reunion show next year. They were geniuses at haphazard comedy. Originally they were Monty Python and the Flying Circus but the Flying Circus left four years ago to form the Obama Adminstration.

California's Lt. Governor Gavin Newsome wrote a ballot measure to legalize pot next year. It's an old hippie dream. They believe that if everybody in the world smoked a joint at the same time we'd have world peace for ten minutes followed by a global food shortage.

President Obama is accused faking the jobless numbers before his re-election. This on top of Benghzai, the IRS scandal and Obamacare. It takes a great leader to hold America's attention when none of your scandals involve binge drinking or crack smoking.

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford went on NBC and accused his city council of sex misconduct plus engaging in the same drug use and drinking binges he admitted. They want him to quit? If Rob Ford lived in Los Angeles, we'd be renewing him for another thirteen episodes.

Toronto mayor Tom Ford was interviewed on NBC's Today Show Tuesday. He swore he doesn't have a drug or alcohol problem. It's almost like Charlie Sheen, except Charlie Sheen was on Two and a Half Men, while Tom Ford weighs as much as Two and a Half Men

PBS filmmaker Ken Burns enlisted all the living U.S. presidents to recite the Gettysburg Address on its hundred fiftieth anniversary. Lincoln forecast freedom and equality for everyone in this speech. Prince Abdullah of Saudi Arabia has been invited to deliver the rebuttal.



Abe Lincoln's Gettysburg Address was recited at the Gettysburg battlefield Tuesday in which he laid out his vision for the Union. The nation's come a long way. One hundred and fifty years later, regardless of race, creed or color, every American is spied on equally.

The Academy Award season begins with movie releases on Thanksgiving. It's a long campaign. Before the envelopes are opened on Oscar night, there are only three people who know the name of the winners--Price, Waterhouse and the night watchman at the NSA

NSA Director Keith Alexander gave assurance to the American people about the NSA data collection program Friday. He said the NSA doesn't use this information against President Obama's political opponents. That's the IRS's job and they're in a different union

The FDA will ban trans-fats used in pastries, doughnuts, pizza and popcorn to make Americans healthier. Lucky it's not legislation. Taxpayers are so angry about the cost of subsidized health care that House members could be voted out of office for extending lives.

WalMart decided to open earlier on Thanksgiving Day to start Black Friday. Men are sure to be dragged along. So guys, if you want to have fun at Wal-Mart on Black Friday, handle the rifles for a few moments and then ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are

George Zimmerman was arrested for pointing a shotgun at his girlfriend inside her home in South Florida Monday. He's been cleared of murder, not charged with spousal battery, and gotten off with warnings on three speeding tickets. To be completely fair to George Zimmerman the justice system did give him the impression that he's above the law.

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