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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 20, 2013 / 17 Kislev, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Monty Python's six surviving members announced they'll stage a reunion show next year. They were geniuses at haphazard comedy. Originally they were Monty Python and the Flying Circus but the Flying Circus left four years ago to form the Obama Adminstration.

California's Lt. Governor Gavin Newsome wrote a ballot measure to legalize pot next year. It's an old hippie dream. They believe that if everybody in the world smoked a joint at the same time we'd have world peace for ten minutes followed by a global food shortage.

President Obama is accused faking the jobless numbers before his re-election. This on top of Benghzai, the IRS scandal and Obamacare. It takes a great leader to hold America's attention when none of your scandals involve binge drinking or crack smoking.

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford went on NBC and accused his city council of sex misconduct plus engaging in the same drug use and drinking binges he admitted. They want him to quit? If Rob Ford lived in Los Angeles, we'd be renewing him for another thirteen episodes.

Toronto mayor Tom Ford was interviewed on NBC's Today Show Tuesday. He swore he doesn't have a drug or alcohol problem. It's almost like Charlie Sheen, except Charlie Sheen was on Two and a Half Men, while Tom Ford weighs as much as Two and a Half Men

PBS filmmaker Ken Burns enlisted all the living U.S. presidents to recite the Gettysburg Address on its hundred fiftieth anniversary. Lincoln forecast freedom and equality for everyone in this speech. Prince Abdullah of Saudi Arabia has been invited to deliver the rebuttal.



Abe Lincoln's Gettysburg Address was recited at the Gettysburg battlefield Tuesday in which he laid out his vision for the Union. The nation's come a long way. One hundred and fifty years later, regardless of race, creed or color, every American is spied on equally.

The Academy Award season begins with movie releases on Thanksgiving. It's a long campaign. Before the envelopes are opened on Oscar night, there are only three people who know the name of the winners--Price, Waterhouse and the night watchman at the NSA

NSA Director Keith Alexander gave assurance to the American people about the NSA data collection program Friday. He said the NSA doesn't use this information against President Obama's political opponents. That's the IRS's job and they're in a different union

The FDA will ban trans-fats used in pastries, doughnuts, pizza and popcorn to make Americans healthier. Lucky it's not legislation. Taxpayers are so angry about the cost of subsidized health care that House members could be voted out of office for extending lives.

WalMart decided to open earlier on Thanksgiving Day to start Black Friday. Men are sure to be dragged along. So guys, if you want to have fun at Wal-Mart on Black Friday, handle the rifles for a few moments and then ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are

George Zimmerman was arrested for pointing a shotgun at his girlfriend inside her home in South Florida Monday. He's been cleared of murder, not charged with spousal battery, and gotten off with warnings on three speeding tickets. To be completely fair to George Zimmerman the justice system did give him the impression that he's above the law.

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