In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 18 2013 / 15 Kislev, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | America's oldest World War II veteran Richard Overton was honored this Veteran's Day. He credited his 107 years to a daily regimen of whisky and cigars. Within the hour twelve million Americans went on the government website and signed up for OvertonCare.

John Kerry returned from Geneva after failing to strike a deal with Iran to limit their nuclear output. He felt so sabotaged. The deal fell through after President Obama picked up the phone and told the Iranians if they like their reactors, they could keep their reactors.

The Canadian Health Ministry ordered Thursday that Canada's doctors are no longer allowed to prescribe heroin to patients. Doctors say the highly-addictive morphine derivative is the best sedative and pain killer in the world. Only Facebook has more users.

Toronto mayor Rob Ford admitted smoking crack in a drunken stupor but denied he has a problem. A female staffer said he offered her oral sex. As a result of all this, people in Los Angeles think Mayor of Toronto is an honorary title given to the coolest guy in Canada.

House Republicans and Democrats vowed to introduce improvements to Obamacare in Congress. The political landscape has changed dramatically. Health insurance didn't used to be considered that big a deal but cable TV's so good today that nobody wants to die.

The L.A. Times said a million Californians have been canceled by their insurers due to Obamacare. It's unsettling. This morning a Beverly Hills attorney woke up in his hospital bed and looked out the window and saw a fire across the street and just assumed he'd died.

The Pink Star diamond sold for eighty-six million dollars at auction in Geneva Friday, bought by an anonymous billionaire. It was the most money ever paid for a precious gem. Who says that Cialis only costs a hundred dollars a pill, including the drinks and the room?

President Obama let health insurers restore policies to canceled people. This'll rob healthy policyholders from Obamacare and bankrupt it. President Obama and Kathleen Sebelius were onstage at an event last night and they stood in the Missing Curley formation.

President Obama admitted his approval ratings are low Thursday. He'll always have one huge accomplishment. President Obama has improved this country to the point that even racists have completely forgotten that he's black and despise him only for his policies.

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