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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 13, 2013 / 10 Kislev, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Richie Incognito showed all texts with former fellow Miami Dolphin Jonathan Martin Sunday, revealing they're pals. They exchanged death threats and N-words in good fun. This ends the debate once and for all about whether Dolphins are as intelligent as humans.

MTVs hit reality show Sixteen and Pregnant announced a casting call for Season Five Friday just as MTV's Teen Mom wrapped up its first season. Talk about shameless. MTV is the first group of people to make money off pregnant teens since slavery was abolished.

Miley Cyrus smoked a joint onstage and twerked with a midget at the MTV Awards Sunday in Holland. That's our gal. After getting Best Video she showed her patriotism by thanking U.S. veterans for their wonderful work in Mars Attacks and Independence Day.

President Obama met the oldest World War II veteran on Veterans Day. It's the only war my family ever won. My line of Hamiltons lost the English Civil War, we lost the American Revolution, we lost the Civil War and in the War on Drugs, I fought for Colombia.

Secretary of State John Kerry failed to get Iran to reduce its nuclear capacity Monday as war tensions heightened. He's been to war, fought a war, denounced the war, then ran for president as a war hero. John Kerry fought in Vietnam for your right to be strange.

President Obama said he's sorry Americans are losing their health care plans under Obamacare after he said they could keep them. He's in a tough spot. PETA's not going to like it next week when President Obama decides to pardon Obamacare and eats the turkey.

Toronto mayor Rob Ford's lawyer said he may check into rehab Monday. He recently opened a public treatment center for court-ordered drug users and dealers. There was very little that the dealers could say to Mayor Ford except that it was nice to see him again.



President Obama's approval ratings hit a low in the polls on Monday. The disastrous rollout of his government-mandated health insurance law has resulted in a windfall for conservatives. ObamaCare is now running twenty points behind in the polls to DarwinCare.

France honored French Army soldiers who drove al-Qaeda out of Mali this summer on Monday. A century of training paid off. When the French soldiers threw their arms in the air the al-Qaeda terrorists thought they were pointing at drones and ran for their lives.

Mexico taxed soft drinks and junk food to battle the obesity epidemic last week. The U.N. says Mexico is the world's most obese nation. Last night, U.S. Border patrol agents pulled over a motor home on the Ventura Freeway and found it packed with two Mexicans.

New Jersey police busted a prostitution ring that was working a senior citizen living community in Englewood. It's easy work for the hookers. You can pretty much call out anybody's name at the height of passion and that's what they'll go by for the rest of the day.

Silk Road website operator Curtis Green pleaded guilty to dealing billions in illegal drugs online. He utilized untraceable currency and devised a network that made his customers untrackable. If the Democrats ever want to win another federal election, they will parole this guy and have him run the Obamacare website for a piece of the action.

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