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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 11, 2013 / 8 Kislev, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Toronto Mayor Rob Ford told a radio show Friday he may go to a rehab for drinking and for cocaine usage. Rehabs work miracles in Southern California. They take alcoholics and drug addicts and in just twenty-eight days turn them into sex maniacs and over-eaters.

The Today Show ended Friday with Al Roker and Matt Lauer getting a prostate exam together on camera. What good sports. In addition to the daylong soreness they endured afterwards, Al Roker and Matt Lauer are now legally married in six Border Southern states.

The Rolling Stones released a new song Friday called Miss You from their upcoming DVD Sweet Summer Fun--Hyde Park Live. Their age is starting to show. The light show consists of five cars onstage that have their left-hand turn blinkers on for the entire show.

The NFL was roiled in off-field scandals over bullying, racist tweets, complaints over memory loss, and Indian fury over names. True fans are disgusted. They long for the old days of football when a player just retired and killed someone privately and quietly like O.J.



President Obama said Friday he looks forward to working with Congress in an air of bipartisan cooperation. Good luck with that. If compromise in the capital were at all possible, Washington would keep the Redskins nickname and change their logo to a potato.

Twitter stock soared seventy-percent above its initial value on Wall Street Thursday thanks to its universal use. Even the Vatican is on Twitter now. The Catholic Church is making an effort to connect with young people in a way which doesn't involve hush money.

The Food and Drug Administration put out a warning stating that menthol-flavored cigarettes induce young people to start smoking. That's just not good. Cigarettes are like a squirrel, they are completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

Germany was rated the most popular country in the world Friday in the BBC's annual international survey of people's favorite countries. Japan was the second favorite. It just shows that if you build quality cars it goes a long way toward making up for old war crimes.

New Jersey GOP governor Chris Christie's weight was the subject of a Time magazine cover article titled Elephant in the Room. Republican candidates next year want his endorsement. Chris Christie is a good man to have on your side, unless you're on a life raft.

Marvel Comics will introduce a new superhero to readers who is a beautiful Muslim woman who can fly. Now Israel's got until the first of the year to buy something from the U.S. that could shoot her down. Their best bet is an Epsicopalian who refuses to inter-marry

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