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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 7, 2013 / 4 Kislev, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The U.S. offered to help referee a dispute between Hong Kong and the Philippines over an old hostage drama. Negotiations would be tricky between Hong Kong and the United States. It's a self-ruling former British colony but is owned by China, and so is Hong Kong.

Daily Variety said Fox is making a TV series about legendary Boston mobster Whitey Bulger. The convicted mobster hid in L.A. for sixteen years before the FBI found him. If you've really got what it takes, nothing will keep you from being discovered in Los Angeles.

The Miami Dolphins fired guard Richie Incognito for bullying a rookie. He promised to break the kid's limbs and extorted him for fifteen grand. The scouting report by the Gambino crime family reads that Richie Incognito has everything it takes to be a top earner.

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford admitted Tuesday that he smoked crack cocaine last year during a drunken spree. They love him up there. Rob Ford has an overeating problem and an alcohol problem and a cocaine problem, which in Canada is known as the hat trick.

Willie Nelson told a TV interviewer Monday he's writing a book about his life and he promises to discuss his pot smoking. His band shouldn't have his name on the bus. The last time the cops pulled it over, they were sitting at a stop sign, waiting for it to turn green.

Larry King interviewed Rob Lowe about playing John F. Kennedy in the movie Killing Kennedy on the host's new talk show on cable. The show is a welcome sight. Larry King decided to return to work after spending the first two years of his retirement opening a jar.



The Pentagon cleaned up a security breach involving President Obama's command over national defense. It's vital. Everywhere the president goes, he is followed by a U.S. general who carries a briefcase containing the codes to the latest ObamaCare explanation.

The White House promised Tuesday to have the ObamaCare website running in four weeks. The engineers are working on it. A computer allows you to make more mistakes than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

President Obama's job approval tanked Monday after he changed his story on what he promised on ObamaCare. There is a solution. This is the point in every president's life when Dick Cheney comes into the oval office and lays out Operation Change the Subject.

Iran street protesters pounded on the cars of Westerners Monday as they celebrated Revolution Day. War may be imminent. Americans will tolerate being taken hostage and we will endure airport security all because Iran hates us, but we draw the line at car abuse.

Cal Tech astronomers sent a Kepler telescope into space and found billions of planets like Earth in our galaxy. What a relief. The NSA is so bored with the two billion people here on Earth it already knows everything about and it's desperate for new dirt on beings.

Wall Street titan Steven Cohen agreed to a plea deal with U.S. prosecutors Monday for insider trading on the stock exchange. He will pay a two-billion-dollar fine from the ten billion dollars he's made in the market. The idea is to teach him that crime doesn't pay.

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