In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 5, 2013 / 2 Kislev, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Washington D.C. City Council ordered the police to set up prostitution-free zones in ten city blocks during major U.S. government events and protest rallies. You can't make it up. Washington is so corrupt we just rope off areas where people actually follow the law.

Rap star Chris Brown made news Sunday when he was arrested for felony assault in Washington D.C . The singer punched a man in the face for trying to get into a cellphone photo with him. Out of habit, Rihanna drove herself to the emergency room in Los Angeles.

The U.S. said four million Americans went on the ObamaCare website on the first day and six people bought policies. That's six sales in four million sales pitches to the private sector. Jehovah's Witnesses just sent a telegram to Uncle Sam saying welcome to our world.

The White House insisted Friday President Obama didn't know about the health care website mess or the NSA spying on allies. He also didn't know about Benghazi or the IRS targeting the Tea Party. It just proves the truth in the saying that ignorance is re-election.

The White House was serenaded by its first group of Christmas carolers Friday. They were testy. No one wants to say people are mad about losing their health plans despite presidential promises but the carolers were singing It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Nixon.

The White House admitted Thursday that ObamaCare will be more expensive than it was originally projected. Also, patients won't be given much time for their medical examination. If you want a second opinion, the doctor goes out the door and comes in again.

The Boston Red Sox enjoyed a huge victory parade Saturday along Boyleston Street to the Charles River. The ballplayers were still wearing the long beards they grew this summer. During a three-run double in the final game, the runners stopped to raise a barn.

Lance Armstrong lost a court ruling Friday to halt a company from recouping the twelve million dollar bonus they gave him for winning the Tour de France. What a mess. It just validates the motto printed on the Cheesecake Factory menu, that exercise just leads to prosecution,

Huffington Post said Friday there are seventy thousand Americans over one hundred years old. Many of the men were lawyers, stockbrokers and government officials. It's clear that golf needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our country's most useless citizens.

The U.N. declared Syria's chemical weapons sites inoperable Thursday, preventing an U.S. attack on Syria. The cooperation was rare. The U.S. believes in the U.N. Charter the same way Roman Catholics believe in the rhythm method, it's a great idea that it rarely practices.

The NSA chief told Congress Thursday that NSA wiretaps are done only on terrorist suspects. That's true to a point. If you call the NSA, the telephone recording tells you to press one to listen to the French leaders, press two to listen to Germany's leaders, and if you have any dirt on the Republicans, please hold and the president will be right with you.

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