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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 29, 2012 / 15 Kislev, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Jamie Foxx addressed the Soul Train Awards Sunday where he thanked his Lord and Savior Barack Obama. That can't be true. If Barack Obama can heal the sick and raise the dead with the touch of his hand why on earth do we have to pay for health care reform?

Santa Monica was barred by a U.S. judge from displaying the Nativity Scene in a public place last week. It's too bad. People in Los Angeles marvel at Nativity Scenes because in this city it's so rare people get to see a baby taken care of by both parents at the same time.

The White House predicted Tuesday the president and Congress will reach a budget deal by Christmas. How is that even possible? Last month on Halloween night, brain-sucking zombies invaded Washington D.C. and within two days they all died of malnutrition.

The National Retail Federation reports that two hundred and fifty million Americans bought gifts over Thanksgiving weekend. A record number bought gifts on Cyber Monday. That means this is the best week all year to send drugs through the mail and not get caught.

Cyber Monday enjoyed a twenty-eight percent jump in online holiday shopping over last year Monday. It's not as exciting as shopping in person. Yesterday in Beverly Hills a tourist spotted Betty White at an antique store on Rodeo Drive, for eight hundred dollars.

President Obama met with GOP leaders to try to avoid the fiscal cliff on Tuesday. The Republicans should welcome it. If we go over the cliff and taxes are raised and defense spending's cut the Democrats will have nothing to do and that's when interns deliver pizza.

San Antonio Mayor Julian Castro signed a deal to write his autobiography Monday. The thirty-seven-year-old Castro is preparing for a presidential run in four years. It wasn't enough that we were going off the fiscal cliff, but now we're sliding down the hill to Havana.

PLO leader Yasser Arafat was exhumed Tuesday to test his remains to see if he was poisoned. He was tracked by the CIA, the British, the Israelis, the Iranians, two ex-wives and his PLO rivals. The only people who aren't suspects are children who weren't born yet.

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