In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 21, 2012 / 7 Kislev, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Capitol Hill welcomed the new House Members Monday including Arizona's Kyrsten Sinema. She's the first openly bisexual Member. Today's political sex scandals must be able to compete with adult movie channels for TV viewers, and twosomes no longer cut it.

New York District Attorney Mark Suben apologized Monday for telling voters he had never been a porn movie actor in the early Seventies. Turns out he was. It doesn't ruin a politician's career to have been a porno star unless he was CIA Director at the same time.

General David Petraeus hired Washington D.C. attorney Robert Barnett to help get him a lucrative book deal. He wants to do it right this time. His mistress already wrote a biography of him but it didn't sell very many copies because it didn't have any sex in it.

Hostess shut down bakery plants and went into bankruptcy Monday due to a bakers' strike. The judge ordered mediation. Eighteen thousand workers could soon be collecting unemployment and disability, which today is known as winning the lottery.

Mexican bakery Grupo Bimbo was the leading bidder to buy the Hostess brand and make Twinkies, Ding-Dongs, Cupcakes and HoHo's. It's about synergy. It saves in transportation costs when the marijuana and the Twinkies come from the same location.

Texas Governor Rick Perry insisted the petitions statewide for Texas to secede from the Union aren't serious. Think it through. How many players at the skill positions will agree to play for the Dallas Cowboys if they're famously known as the Confederacy's Team?

President Obama toasted the end of decades-long dictatorship in Burma Sunday. It's amazing. Just a year ago, no one could have guessed this week's two headlines could be possible, that Burma has become a democracy and Lincoln is doing very well in theaters.

President Obama flew to Thailand Monday and visited the Temple of the Reclining Buddha. He asked monks to pray for him. President Obama was photographed with an orange-robed Buddhist monk and it looked like he was walking into Los Angeles Airport.

President Obama took questions at a White House press conference Thursday. Many reporters remarked he'd touched up his gray hair to look younger. He's also begun talking about how much he enjoyed partying back in the Nineties, when it was the Eighties.

Israeli jets pounded Palestinian rocket bases in Gaza Monday while the Palestinians rained rockets on Israeli neighborhoods. It saves some people a lot of work. There are comedians who have five minutes of material on Mideast violence they wrote in 1973, and every night it sounds like they wrote it that day.

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