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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 6, 2012 / 21 Mar-Cheshvan, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | New Yorkers were shown on the news Thursday rummaging through dumpsters for some food. If the mayor had had his way, the death toll would have been much higher. Thanks to the obesity epidemic, New Yorkers can live off their thighs for five to seven days.

The New York Marathon was canceled Sunday due to the storm damage. These runners got no respect. They'd looked pretty lame compared to everybody else in New York running down the road at the same speed carrying appliances and home entertainment centers.

President Obama's Inauguration Day pastor and civil rights legend Reverend Joseph Lowery said Friday all white people are going to hell. He had to be kidding. Joseph Lowery has fought too long to turn his back on integration and support separate eternities.

The White House was given an appraised value of two hundred eighty-five million dollars by realtors, down by fifteen million from six years ago. Here's why. There is a lot of crime in the neighborhood and that's just next door in the Treasury Department building.

Joe Biden saved his funniest campaign gaffe for last Friday. He told a crowd there's never been a day in the last four years that he's been proud to be Obama's vice president. Everybody's excited that he was able to break Dan Quayle's record without using steroids.

House Oversight Committee Chairman Darrel Issa announced he will investigate the White House for hiring celebrity event planners for state dinners instead of using State Department professionals. Thank Heaven. If State Department professionals were in charge of the dinners, the guest of honor might have been raped and killed by al-Qaeda attackers.

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