In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov 10, 2011 / 13 Mar-Cheshvan, 5772

Why America needs a proper curmudgeon

By Reg Henry

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | When Andy Rooney died at age 92 last week, almost all the obituaries said he was a curmudgeon, which was meant as a compliment. As one who takes the old-fashioned view that if it's in the newspaper it must be true, it appears to me that America's status as No. 1 in curmudgeons has to be seriously threatened.

In his artful way, Mr. Rooney set the tone for America's curmudgeonly behavior. Now that he has presumably gone to heaven and is complaining that he has to play the harp, as only a saintly curmudgeon could, the rest of us are left without a role model. We must rely on our own resources to be grumpy and out-of-sorts in an appealing way.

At first blush, it may seem that the nation has no shortage of candidates for curmudgeonhood. After all, to be a curmudgeon it is necessary to be old -- and there's a lot of that going around. As much as younger people aspire to the status, it takes years of practice to become a curmudgeon.

Curmudgeonship is also one of the rare occupations that women have not entered in any numbers. Actually, this speaks well of them. Who really wants to be, in the Webster's New World College Dictionary definition, "a surly, ill-mannered, bad-tempered person; cantankerous fellow"? Why, every old guy in town. In fact, the line starts at the door and winds around the shed.

Unfortunately, the many candidates for curmudgeon duties are too often limited in their abilities. Oh, they can be as surly and as bad-tempered as the next old guy, but many are not charming or humorous.

This is an example where the dictionary writers have not kept pace with changing meanings. Mr. Rooney was a spiky hedgehog in the chronically coiffed TV mediascape, but he was entertaining and likable, not ill-mannered.

Webster's definition does not allow for charm and a sense of humor, which are the virtues of those who hold a black belt in the curmudgeonly arts or just wear black suspenders to keep their pants up.

Without some hint of creativity or attractiveness, the word curmudgeon would be little different from the word jerk, which Mr. Webster says is "a person regarded as disagreeable, contemptible. esp. as the result of foolish or mean behavior." This country has an epidemic of jerks, but few have the wit to become well-rounded curmudgeons.

The tradition of superior irritation falters in the country where it prospered. While the word curmudgeon has been known in the English language for centuries, the type itself is proudly and distinctively American.

In Britain, they have eccentrics, who wear Sherlock Holmes hats or pith helmets and venture into deserts with a packet of sandwiches and a flask of sherry. They fend off tigers with umbrellas and are usually harmless, although tigers have been known to complain. Eccentrics seldom age gracefully into curmudgeons, however, because the British don't like speaking to strangers and setting strangers straight is what curmudgeons do.

In Australia, they have ratbags (literally, a bag full of rats) who are like jerks but drink more and commit more homicide of vowels. They are not suitable curmudgeon material because after a few beers they tend to forget what they were irritated about.

So America has the curmudgeon field to itself for the moment, which makes the current vacuum in the leadership ranks of the cranky all the more depressing. What a blow it would be to American prestige if the Chinese were to train a world-class curmudgeon who was sweet and sour.

Sorry to say, I cannot help you in this. While well-meaning readers sometimes accuse me of being a curmudgeon, this is a serious misreading of my character. I suffer from chronic happiness and contentment, which would never do. I have seen doctors about this condition, but they despair of a cure.

All I can do is suggest that a post be set up, much like poet laureate, only for the nation's leading curmudgeon. From time to time, he could wax irritated on various state occasions, bringing whining and wry complaining to a high art.

In the same way, perhaps a chair could be endowed at a leading university so that curmudgeon studies would encourage the young. Heck, endow a whole table and the resident curmudgeon could sit on it while holding forth on the follies of the day. Of course, no jerks need apply.

Mr. Rooney will be missed, but he can't be the last knight of the curmudgeonly table. Somewhere in America, a young boy is being asked what he wants to be when he grows up. Let him be comfortable in declaring: "I want to be a curmudgeon."

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