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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov 16, 2011 / 19 Mar-Cheshvan 5772

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Gloria Allred enlisted Chicago doctor Victor Zuckerman to back up his former girlfriend Sharon Bialek's sex harassment claim against Herman Cain. They're out to get him. Democrats believe any black guy who wears a hat like that thinks women are a commodity.

NBA Commissioner David Stern urged NBA players to accept the final offer from NBA owners. To sweeten the deal, he downgraded drug testing to a B-list issue. The deal is modeled on the contract Lindsay Lohan signed with Disney when she was twelve years old.

The White House handed a big no-bid contract to Siga Pharmaceuticals Monday for a smallpox vaccine. It's owned by donor Ron Perelman. Smallpox was eradicated thirty years ago and the FDA ruled this is evidence that the donor's new drug is safe and effective.

German TV aired a banned Star Trek episode in which Captain Kirk and Spock dress in Nazi uniforms to infiltrate a Nazi-run planet in order to overthrow it. The other episodes are considered just fine. Germany has no objections to pastel spandex and tights.

Hawaiian singer Makana sang an Occupy Wall Street protest song at President Obama's Pac Rim dinner in Honolulu Sunday. He sings it to fellow protesters in the park every day. It's an old Hawaii custom to welcome guests with a lei, a song and exposure to tuberculosis.

Nancy Pelosi was targeted by CBS's 60 Minutes Sunday for stock investments she and her husband made. Their coincidence with legislation under her control looked like insider trading. The only person who got in earlier than Nancy Pelosi did on Apple was Eve.

Jay-Z began marketing Occupy All Streets t-shirts Monday to cash in on the Occupy Wall Street movement. He sells them for twenty-two dollars but gives no royalties to the protesters. You know the revolution's over when the participants are making ten bucks for every t-shirt and complaining about the twenty cents China charged them for the fabric.

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