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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 26, 2010 / 19 Kislev, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Prince William and Kate Middleton revealed plans to marry at Westminster Abbey April 29th. The royal wedding will occur on the one hundred fiftieth anniversary of the start of the Civil War. The date was selected by a committee of astrologers and marriage counselors.


President Obama taped an interview with Barbara Walters which will air tonight on ABC. He revealed he has Stevie Wonder, the Rolling Stones, and Bob Dylan on his iPod. Unfortunately the interview question asked him what he planned to do about North Korea.


Josh Hamilton was voted American League Most Valuable Player Wednesday. He is sober after eight trips to rehab. Down in the minor leagues he played on beer and pot until he was called up to the Major Leagues and played on cocaine and single-malt Scotch.


Senate Republicans proposed a bill Tuesday to scale back the health care reform law. Doctors are experiencing a huge increase in demand for medical services. Tiger Woods is only thirty-four and last year he started getting his annual physical weekly.


Tom DeLay was convicted of money laundering and conspiracy Wednesday. He's now two-thirds of the way through his apprenticeship. Tom is just a voter fraud conviction away from being the first Texan ever eligible to run for mayor of Chicago.


Sarah Palin called Barbara Bush a blue-blood Tuesday for doubting her presidential electability. How long has it been since we all enjoyed a Republican driven by class envy? The only thing dumber than thinking Elvis is still alive is believing that Nixon is still dead.


Los Angeles Deputy City Attorney Maureen Rodriguez said Tuesday the nicest suburbs in L.A. are being invaded by squatters who move into vacated foreclosed homes. That's the bad news. The good news is, the rate of homelessness is falling across America and home ownership is way up, if you believe the notion that possession is nine tenths of the law.


Homeland Security announced Wednesday it's considering new names for the daily terrorist threat levels they announce. People have gotten too used to hearing the current names--Code Yellow and Code Orange and Code Red. To get everybody's attention, they're thinking about renaming them Above the Waist, Below the Waist and Third Date.

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