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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 22, 2010 / 15 Kislev, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama joyfully announced Thursday the U.S. government sold half its GM stock it assumed last year and cleared taxpayers a thirteen billion dollar profit. His friends are worried. Nothing ruins a Democrat like evidence he could have been a great speculator.


Senate Democrats introduced a health care reform bill that reforms health care reform. It lets state mandates trump federal mandates. Democrats approach health care the same way the Amish go hunting, they sneak up on a deer then they build a barn around it.


Donald Trump said Thursday he may run for president as a Republican in two years. He's very much a man of his times. There are seventy million Baby Boomers and Donald Trump is the only one who still wears a Davy Crockett coonskin cap on his head every day.


TSA chief John Pistole defended airport groping at televised U.S. Senate hearings Thursday. The senators laughed off his offer to give them a sample pat down with the cameras rolling. There's always one guy in the room who has never run for public office.


TSA chief John Pistole defended airport groping at televised U.S. Senate hearings Thursday. The senators laughed off his offer to give them a sample pat down with the cameras rolling. There's always one guy in the room who has never run for public office.


Texas Governor Rick Perry urged sending U.S. troops into Mexico to battle the Cali Cartel. The traffickers get a big assist from al-Qaeda. Now that TSA screeners get to grope you in the airport the last thing they care about is that baby powder in your travel bag.


The House Ethics committee censured U.S. Congressman Charlie Rangel of Harlem Thursday for abuse of office and financial misconduct. The man was a Korean War hero. To cover up an old war wound to his hand, Charlie goes everywhere with it in a cookie jar.


Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid conceded he faces a revolt from Democrats in his caucus Thursday who want to extend the Bush tax cuts to all income levels. Everyone knows it's crunch time. The economy is so bad Madonna just adopted a baby from Detroit.


Japan introduced a new vending machine that uses facial recognition technology to assess a customer's age and recommend an age-appropriate drink. It's a direct challenge to American vanity. Plastic surgeons have formed a betting pool over which one of them will be the first to fool this machine into recommending a Four Loko to a Baby Boomer.

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