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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 19, 2010 / 12 Kislev, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Tina Fey was edited by PBS when she cracked three Sarah Palin jokes at the Kennedy Center Sunday. Liberal comics can't do Palin jokes because that's sexist and white comics can't do Obama jokes because that's racist. If Richard Pryor were alive this would kill him.


Michael Vick got a new contract from the Philadelphia Eagles Tuesday. He's obeyed his probation and played great. However, he was once spotted at a club drinking a vodka and pineapple drink, for which he was reprimanded by both the NFL and the Man Council.


Secretary of State Hillary Clinton lobbied senators in Washington D.C. Wednesday to pass a nuclear arms deal with Russia. The U.S. capital has no early warning system that detects nuclear radiation coming. They just check John Boehner for signs of early tanning.


Nancy Pelosi was voted House Minority Leader Wednesday despite seventy million dollars in attack ads against her. How tough is this lady? When you have needles stuck in your face four times a year, only John McCain knows what you've been through.


The Congressional Hispanic Caucus met with President Obama Wednesday to secure his backing of an amnesty bill. Hispanics say they're disappointed by Obama's lack of enthusiasm. That's a cruel stereotype of Vulcan-Americans and they owe him an apology.


The FDA banned the beverage Four Loko which blends enough beer and caffeine to produce a wide awake drunken blackout for only three dollars a can. It's the same effect as cocaine and whiskey but a hundred bucks cheaper. Four Loko gives today's college kids their first story to tell their grandchildren about how they survived the Great Recession.


Motor Trend magazine named the Chevy Volt its Car of the Year Tuesday. They want people to switch to cars that run on electricity that's coal-fueled. It could take West Virginia coal miners sixty years to switch from chewing tobacco to Islam and hate America.


German police beefed up security on Wednesday after al-Qaeda threatened to attack Germany. They must remember their limitations. The Germans may be the only people who can disrupt an al-Qaeda attack and wind up being the defendants in a war crimes trial.

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