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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 17, 2010 / 10 Kislev, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | U.S. Congressman and former NFL quarterback Heath Shuler is running against Nancy Pelosi for Minority Leader today. This won't end well. The last thing we need is another woman sitting next to Gloria Allred and sobbing about what the quarterback did to her.


President Obama refused to reduce Health Care Reform benefits Monday. The U.S. government is giving out free mammograms, free testicular and cervical screenings and free prostate exams. All you have to do is walk through the airport like you're going somewhere.


The TSA defended the government's right to grope women's breasts if they don't agree to a nude scan Monday. The TSA cited the Fourth Amendment. It's a carryover from the King of England's right of the first night with a bride and so we just have to live with it.


House Republicans vowed Monday to probe Fannie Mae for the real estate crash two years ago. People owe more on their houses than they're worth. So many people in Los Angeles are digging themselves into a hole that it's cut subway construction costs by fifty percent.


NASA reported huge cost overruns Friday building the James Webb Telescope. The heavens entrance us all. The Griffith Observatory in Los Angeles just installed a coin-operated telescope on the balcony where for a quarter you can watch the price of gold.


Journal Cosmology pushed NASA Monday for a one-way expedition to colonize Mars. They say they want to duplicate the English settlement of America four hundred years ago. Four hundred years from now the natives will accuse the Americans of bringing sexually transmitted diseases to their planet and swindling the Martians out of their best land.


Michelle Obama promised to re-introduce her Healthy Food Initiative to Congress in January. Does this intrude on a citizen's right to eat what he wants? The next thing you know she'll demand that Mississippi lower the McDonald's flag flying over the state capitol.


President Obama returned from his ten-day trip to Asia on Sunday. It didn't go so well. Obama traveled to India, Indonesia, North Korea and Japan and he wasn't able to reach a currency agreement, obtain a free trade deal, or find his birth certificate.


President Obama stood in silence before the great Buddha statue in Tokyo Sunday. He celebrated Hinduism in India, Islam in Indonesia, and Buddhism in Japan. So now Barack Obama is just a high school football game in Texas away from hitting for the cycle.


Lindsay Lohan was escorted by the California Highway patrol from Los Angeles to the Betty Ford Clinic in Palm Springs Sunday to protect her from paparazzi swarming her on Interstate Ten. She had gone home on a one-day pass. The weirdest feeling in early sobriety is the realization that you and the police are on the same side now.

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