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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 23, 2009 / 6 Kislev 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama went on a tour of the Great Wall of China Thursday and visited the Forbidden City with Chinese leaders. The president's visit had a clearly defined mission. He went to China to visit our money and try to negotiate its release.


Farrah Fawcett left Ryan O'Neal none of her five million dollars when her will was read Monday. She left it to the guy who quarterbacked the Texas Longhorns when she went to college there. In Texas that is the equivalent of leaving it to the church.


Somali pirates were repelled by the U.S. cargo ship Alabama on Tuesday. The crew used rifles instead of fire hoses. Anything named after the state of Alabama can't turn the fire hoses on Somalis for fear of causing a national holiday for the pirates.


The U.S. Postal Service announced it lost four billion dollars last year despite laying off thousands. It can't be helped. Until it's legal to send pornography through the mail, the Postal Service will never be able to compete with the Internet.


Wall Street saw oil prices fall again Tuesday from shrinking demand. Americans have cut their gas usage by eight hundred thousand barrels a day. It's gotten to where child kidnappers are only abducting children who fit into their bicycle baskets.


The Department of Health issued a report saying women shouldn't get mammograms until they are fifty. It's arguable. It sounds heartless but we've seen how breast exams of younger women can cause false positives, unnecessary anxiety, and impeachment.


Joe Biden's motorcade got into a car accident Tuesday en route to do the Daily Show with Jon Stewart. It was his second crash in two weeks. When he got home and told his wife that he'd killed again, she could only pray he was talking about the jokes.


Joe Biden flew to Las Vegas Monday where he was denied permission to play golf at a members-only country club. You can't blame the club. If anyone who took TARP money was spotted by the administration in Las Vegas they could all go to prison.


Senate Republicans ripped Attorney General Eric Holder for trying Khalid Sheik Muhammed in civil court. It'll take ten years. If Al Gore's right, New York will be underwater by then and anything that the sheik says will be thrown out of court again.


President Obama told NBC Wednesday Khalid Sheik Muhammed was tortured. He added he's confident the defendant will be convicted and put to death. He may be confident, but medical experts will be standing by at the courthouse in case the judge needs Tommy John surgery from throwing out all the evidence.


Senator Dick Durbin called for the Guantanamo detainees to be moved to a empty federal prison in Illinois Tuesday, citing all the jobs that would be created by housing terrorists there. It just isn't true. There's always a lot of talk about the jobs created to rebuild skyscrapers but then nobody ever gets the plans approved.

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