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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 20, 2009 / 3 Kislev 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Newsweek tried to ridicule Sarah Palin Monday by printing a cover photo of her looking sexy in shorts. It may backfire. We just elected a great looking celebrity who knows absolutely nothing about this country and don't think we won't do it again.


Tiger Woods hurled his golf club sky-high into the gallery after he hit a poor tee shot in the Australian Masters. Souvenir seekers lunged for it. Of course they are in Australia so the golf club circled the crowd and flew right back into his hand.


Tennessee Titans owner Bud Adams made an obscene gesture to visiting fans from his owner's box after Sunday's game. He was fined. His actions sent the wrong message to children--that you can drink all you like and still live to be eighty-six years old.


Oklahoma reportedly received seventeen million dollars in stimulus money to train kids to sing and dance in musicals. It's all political. The White House thinks the only way that the Democrats can ever carry Oklahoma is to turn the population gay.


New York Governor David Paterson ripped the White House Monday for its decision to bring Guantanamo terrorists to New York for trial. He said he's worried it might make New York a target for terrorists. Some guys are always the last to get the word.


U.S. health officials issued a recommendation Monday that women shouldn't have mammograms until they're fifty. It underlines the difference between the two parties. Whoever's in the White House, Republicans drill for oil and Democrats examine breasts.


Somali pirates captured a North Korean chemical tanker off the coast of Africa Monday. The same day they received three million dollars in ransom money and they released thirty-six hostages. Joe Biden said that should count as thirty-six jobs created.


President Obama walked through the Forbidden City in Beijing Tuesday. Chinese officials ordered everyone off the streets so he couldn't work the crowds. If you wondered why we couldn't beat these guys in Korea it's because they think of everything.


President Obama was badgered on Tuesday by China officials who fear U.S. deficit spending will trigger massive inflation. It's the same point Rush Limbaugh makes. With right-wing conservatives and left-wing communists on the same side of the issue, the GOP presidential ticket in three years is going to be Sarah Palin and Jane Fonda.


Senator Robert F. Byrd became the longest serving member of Congress in history Tuesday. He's been in Washington a long time. Sally Hemings's descendants can claim Thomas Jefferson as their ancestor but they're all dead ringers for Robert F. Byrd.


British soldiers in Afghanistan were advised Monday to buy off Taliban recruits with bags of gold. This is a proven method for winning allegiance. It worked on the Sunnis in Iraq, the autoworkers in Detroit and everybody ACORN registered to vote.


Fort Hood shooter Major Nidal Hasan was described Tuesday as a really good tipper at the local strip joint. He spent all his money on strippers and now he owes a fortune for medical expenses and defense lawyers. Next time he's going to use a suicide backpack.


Libya's Moammar Khadaffi placed a want ad in newspapers in Rome for five hundred attractive women to show up at a hotel ballroom for money, and when they showed up he tried to convert them to Islam. He's pitching a reality show called Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist. They should have seen this coming when he traveled to Italy in a balloon.

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