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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 17, 2009 / 30 Mar-Cheshvan 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Los Angeles magazine reported that young singles in Southern California prefer Internet dating sites over singles bars as places to hook up. They're fearless. The Internet is a place where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.


The Centers for Disease Control reported Thursday that twenty-two million Americans have contracted swine flu in the last six months. All public venues are taking precautions. Disneyland has given Sneezy so many shots he is now known as Lenny Bruce.


The FBI seized four mosques as well as a Manhattan skyscraper owned by Iran's Alavi Foundation Thursday. It's a high-stakes game we're playing with Iran. The smart move would be to throw away the skyscraper and try for the flush.


. President Obama ordered an inventory of Army files kept on Major Nidal Hasan to find out who missed connecting the dots. He expressed radical Islamist views to co-workers, he e-mailed al-Qaeda clerics, and his business card had an acronym for Soldier of Allah. The on-hold music at the Pentagon now plays Asleep at the Wheel.


Harvard invited New York's former governor Eliot Spitzer to speak at a seminar on Ethics in Public Life. It was his first public appearance since he resigned. He was honored for not going through the hooker's purse when she went to the bathroom.


Bishop Tobin of Providence said Tuesday he may refuse communion to Congressman Patrick Kennedy over his support for abortion rights. It won't work. History shows that if you cut the Kennedys off from wine they just turn to prescription drugs.


New York Yankees legend Billy Martin's name was placed on the Baseball Hall of Fame ballot Tuesday. He greatly benefited from Truth in Advertising laws in the Seventies. They required that Miller Lite use real alcoholics in their TV commercials.


Sarah Palin kicked off her nationwide book tour by taping an appearance on the Oprah Winfrey Show in Chicago. Her ambition is obvious to all. She's trying to become the first celebrity to reach the best-seller list this year without a sex tape.


Carrie Prejean threatened to walk off Larry King's show Thursday when he wouldn't stop asking if her legal settlement with the Miss USA Pageant was affected by her solo sex tape. Viewers were shocked. No one's ever seen Larry King ask a follow-up question.


Columbia professor Dr. Lionel McIntyre slugged a female school employee in the face in a campus bar last week while they were discussing the issue of white privilege. He's black and she's white. It's a good sign that in the Obama Era people can sit down and share their feelings about race over a glass of wine and a knuckle sandwich.


Japan's Prime Minister Yukio Hatoyama held a meeting with President Obama in Tokyo. The Japanese leader had campaigned on a pledge to force the U.S. Marines to leave Okinawa but now he's having second thoughts. With North Korea testing missiles and building nuclear bombs, an occasional rape is worth it for the security.


Lou Dobbs resigned from CNN Wednesday, prompting joy among illegal alien rights groups. It's resulted in a new holiday. Hispanics will celebrate Cinco de Mayo in May, Mexican Independence Day in September, and Lou Dobbs Resignation Day in November.

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