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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 12, 2009 / 25 Mar-Cheshvan 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Minnesota Vikings with Brett Favre entered November as the NFL's number-one draw in TV ratings. He's a white Southern cotton farmer from Mississippi and his television ratings go up every week. President Obama's starting to take it personally.

The New York Yankees enjoyed a parade on Broadway on Friday before two million fans. There were no scandals this year. The Yankees won their twenty-seventh world title by returning to good old-fashioned baseball, the kind that's played on amphetamines.

Afghanistan President Hamid Karzai agreed to a U.S. directive Monday to clean up the corruption in his cabinet. He promised there will be no corruption in his new administration. That's why he's keeping his old administration, to be on the safe side.

Venezuela's Hugo Chavez threatened to conquer Colombia Monday. Colombia is the primary supplier of coffee and chocolate and cocaine to the U.S. If you think we are dependent on Middle East oil, wait until Hugo Chavez slaps us with a buzz embargo.

Sammy Sosa came to the Latin Grammys Saturday with his skin bleached white and wearing green contact lenses. There's only one plausible explanation. This is the scene in Heaven Can Wait when Michael Jackson convinces the Boss that there's been a mistake, and he comes back to earth in the body of somebody who's been declared dead.

Bill Clinton addressed Senate Democrats Tuesday at their weekly caucus meeting. He was asked to answer questions about the history of health care reform. The senators wanted to know where the lifeboats are located and where the iceberg was last spotted.

Major Hasan's fellow soldiers said they knew the Fort Hood shooter was radical but they were afraid they'd be accused of discrimination against Muslims if they reported him. Political correctness has now killed more people than swine flu. The Health Secretary just asked Muslims to sneeze into their elbows until further notice.

Fort Hood shooter Major Nidal Malik Hasan was an Army psychiatrist who flipped out and started killing people last week. The U.S. government paid for his medical school tuition, paid for his training, and certified him as a competent doctor. This latest foray into government health care is making everyone appreciate their HMO.

The U.S. Army said Monday Major Hasan will be tried in a military court and not by a Texas jury. Islam has enough martyrs. If a Texas jury got the case, for the next two thousand years Muslims would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks.

President Obama met with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu at the White House Monday. The leaders discussed Israel's security, the problem of Iran, and Middle East peace talks. A comedian just needs ten minutes of material on the futility of Middle East peace talks and he will always have ten minutes of up-to-date material.

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