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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 9, 2009 / 22 Mar-Cheshvan 5770

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Rhode Island lawmakers banned indoor prostitution Monday. Forty years ago they banned public prostitution and left a loophole for hooking in hotel rooms. It shows that no matter how small your state is you can still take business away from New York.


New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg barely won re-election Tuesday in a really close race. He spent almost two hundred million of his own money. It's the most money a New Yorker's paid for a squeaker since Eliot Spitzer stopped paying hookers to squeal like a pig.


President Obama had meetings Monday about what to do in Afghanistan. The White House said something must be done to stop the corruption. They're sending in two conservative journalists dressed as a pimp and a hooker to take down Hamid Karzai.


President Obama won't travel to Berlin for the anniversary of the Berlin Wall coming down. It's a scheduling conflict. He can't be in Berlin to mark the fall of the Soviet empire, he's got to be in China to initiate the fall of the American empire.


President Obama's governor candidates lost in Virginia and New Jersey Tuesday after he'd stumped for them. It strengthens his grip on Capitol Hill. Anybody who doesn't vote with him can expect him to come to their state and campaign for them.


President Obama revealed his daughter Malia got a seventy-three on her science test, then improved to a ninety-five. It's not easy being a politician's kid. Next week when he pushes for banking industry reform he's going to give out her PIN number.


Ohio voters legalized casino gambling on Tuesday after years of trying. Everybody is excited about it. Now that the unions and environmentalists have driven all the manufacturing overseas, there's nothing else to do but roll dice over what's left.


South Carolina sent a man to prison Tuesday when he was caught on video having sex with a horse. The owner said the mare had been acting strange lately. Horses don't usually mope around the barn and pick up the phone to see if there's a dial tone.


The New York Times turned down Archbishop Timothy Dolan's request to write an editorial on the Catholic Church's good works because he feels the paper only writes about priest sex scandals. He forgets something. The Bible is full of good works but Samson and Delilah, David and Bathsheba, and Sodom and Gomorrah is what drives sales.


Iranians marked their revolution's eruption thirty years ago Wednesday. On that day angry students rioted in Teheran, overthrew the Shah and took fifty-two Americans hostage. It's difficult to describe today the depths to which some people hated disco.


The White House ordered the shutting down of the Yucca Mountain nuclear waste site deep inside the mountains in southern Nevada. The cancellation is a huge favor to the Senate Majority Leader. Nuclear power doesn't contribute to global warming but the president decided it's more important to save Harry Reid than the Earth.

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