Jewish World Review Nov. 21, 2008 / 23 Mar-Cheshvan 5769
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
Barack Obama's interview on CBS's 60 Minutes Sunday drew the biggest ratings for the show in ten years. He vowed to lobby for college football playoffs and end the BCS. They'd better do what he says, starting January 20th he has the nuclear football.
Somali pirates hijacked a Saudi Arabian oil super-tanker off the east coast of Africa Monday with three million barrels of oil. There's no reason to attack. At the rate the price of oil is falling the pirates will be out of business in two weeks.
Men's Health magazine this month lists ten ways for men to improve their prostate health. Too many men simply live with the problem. Ten percent of all men in Los Angeles get up and go to the bathroom at night while ninety percent get up and go home.
Journal Science reported Monday that ancient skeletons found in Saxony prove Stone Age man formed nuclear families. In one grave was found a man, a woman and two kids. GM executives told Congress if they'd driven a bigger car they'd be alive today.
Alan Keyes filed suit in California court to prevent the state's electoral votes from going to Barack Obama until he proves he was born in America. Some people say he was born in Africa and his Hawaiian birth certificate is fake. That's just our luck, America finally elects a black president and he turns out to be an illegal alien.
Bill Clinton was asked to list the countries that fund his organization before Hillary can get a cabinet post. He's in trouble. It's a bad idea to be exposed as a foreign agent this close to a James Bond movie opening or the season premiere of 24.
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