Jewish World Review Nov. 9, 2007 / 28 Mar-Cheshvan 5768
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
The New York Giants host the Dallas Cowboys Sunday in a battle of the National Football Conference's two finest teams. Gamblers in Las Vegas are very nervous. With the writers on strike they don't have any idea how the game is going to turn out.
John Daly just wrote a new book called Golf My Own Damned Way. He drinks and smokes and gambles and loses a wife a year. If John Daly had just spent a little more money on his video he would have won best new artist at the Country Music Awards.
Wall Street suffered a three hundred and seventy point tumble in the Dow Jones industrial average Wednesday. It was a bloodbath. When the chairman of Merrill Lynch left the office early saying it was bridge night, no one knew if he meant cards or jumping.
Aqua Dots were recalled from toy stores across America Wednesday. If swallowed, a chemical in the dots turns into a date-rape drug. Hopefully it will get parents to tell their children to stop playing and get back onto the Internet where it's safe.
French President Nicolas Sarkozy addressed a joint session of Congress at the Capitol Wednesday. He's a bachelor with nuclear weapons and the finest pastry chefs on the planet earth. And you thought Paul McCartney could have any woman in the world.
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