Jewish World Review Nov. 8, 2007 / 27 Mar-Cheshvan 5768
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
Hillary Clinton said Tuesday she supports governors who are dealing with the problem of driver's licenses for illegal aliens but not necessarily what they do about it. No wonder the illegal alien vote is for her. Hillary's the patron saint of trimming and hedging.
The White House had a formal dinner for French President Nicolas Sarkozy and one hundred and thirty guests Tuesday. Dessert was something called Lafayette's Legacy. Up until now, Lafayette's Legacy was a U.S. military base in Germany, so that we don't get a repetitive-motion injury rescuing France every twenty-five years.
New York's Mercantile Exchange reported Tuesday that oil prices hit a new high of ninety-seven dollars a barrel. It's really affecting people. A surfer lost an arm and a leg near Malibu beach Tuesday, and that was just filling up at the Arco station.
President Bush surpassed Richard Nixon in the Gallup Poll Tuesday as the most strongly disapproved president of all time. The Nixon Library said it didn't mind that the record was broken. They even played a video of Hank Aaron saying it was okay.
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