Jewish World Review Nov. 7, 2007 / 26 Mar-Cheshvan 5768
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
The Indianapolis Colts may have piped in fake crowd noise through the RCA Dome speakers in Sunday's game against New England. Tom Brady said he didn't notice. To get Tom Brady's attention they'd have to play a tape of a supermodel vomiting in the bathroom.
The Los Angeles Dodgers introduced Joe Torre to reporters as the team's manager at Dodger Stadium on Monday. A tremendous crowd turned up to witness the press conference. There are fifty thousand wildfire evacuees living on the loge level alone.
American Gangster was a box-office hit Sunday. It's the true story of a Harlem drug dealer. No one wants to say Americans want to learn how to get rich selling drugs now that real estate has crashed, but the movie was produced by the Learning Annex.
Fred Thompson's campaign chairman stepped down Monday when old pot and cocaine and bookmaking charges surfaced. You know the story. It starts out with one drink and the next thing you know, you're telling Fred Thompson he'd make a great president.
Rudy Giuliani on Monday defended the record of his police commissioner Bernard Kerik, who kept love nests for mistresses near Ground Zero. Every American has been called on to sacrifice. We are a nation at war with monogamy.
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