Jewish World Review Nov. 28, 2006 / 7 Kislev, 5767
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
Happy Feet starring dancing penguins beat James Bond at the box office Sunday only a month after Dancing with the Stars beat the World Series. Last night Hugo Chavez vowed to defeat America. He signed his entire army up for Cha Cha lessons.
Queen Elizabeth said Wednesday she will visit Virginia on the four-hundredth anniversary of the landing at Jamestown. It's the oldest English settlement but not the richest. The richest English settlement will be the McCartney-Mills divorce.
Russian ex-spy Alexander Litvinenko was poisoned while dining with his former colleagues in a London pub last week. It's right out of a spy novel. He collapsed and died after toasting the Kremlin leadership, a Russian exit if ever there was one.
Congressman Alcee Hastings is up for Intelligence Committee Chairman despite being impeached and removed as a judge for corruption after a jury found him not guilty. They didn't want to send a congressman to jail. It would corrupt the petty thieves.
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