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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 17, 2006 / 26 Mar-Cheshvan, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Rudy Giuliani tossed his hat in the ring for president Monday. He's got a shot at being elected. As New York mayor he refused a ten million dollar donation from a Saudi prince, which proves conclusively that former President Bush is not his father.


The FBI arrested a Los Angeles man Monday for sending out sixteen letters to news anchors and pundits and comedians in envelopes filled with white powder. The substances were immediately tested. When it wasn't cocaine, they called the FBI.


San Francisco dropped its bid to host the Summer Olympics Tuesday. One factor was the virulent anti-Americanism in countries around the world. The city was afraid these athletes would feel so at home in San Francisco they might never leave.


Twentieth Century Fox was sued by two South Carolina fraternity brothers who appeared in Borat. The boys said the producers got them drunk to get them to say they wish they had slaves. Mark Foley's new story is that he was edited out of Borat.


Men's Health magazine quoted a medical study showing that drinking two glasses of red wine a day is beneficial for long-term health. It's a start. The surest way to wake up and smell the roses every day is to go to sleep face down in the flower bed.


House freshmen arrived on Capitol Hill for orientation on Monday. There are fifty newcomers to the new Congress and none of them know their way around yet. Thank goodness for those guys on the lawn chairs selling Maps to the Lobbyists' Homes.


Capitol Hill welcomed incoming House freshmen for orientation Monday. The week is designed to give new congressmen their bearings in the nation's capital. It also gives the congressional pages a chance to scout for promising blackmail targets.


The New York Mets sold their new stadium name to CitiCorp for twenty million per year. It wasn't their first choice. They were going to name the stadium after Jackie Robinson, but the widow could only come up with three million dollars a year.


Borat topped the box office for the second week in a row Sunday. It's a mock documentary that's being sued by everyone who was tricked into appearing in it. The Trial Lawyers Association just endorsed Borat as the Feel Good Movie of the Year.


The International Civil Aviation Board announced it will raise the retirement age for airline pilots from sixty to sixty-five. It's only right. Just because the Rolling Stones got sober doesn't mean the rest of the sixty-year-olds can't fly.


Hillary Clinton laid out her legislative agenda Monday at a breakfast hosted by the Association for a Better New York. Her presidential ambitions have a lot of support in Hollywood. The prospect of Bill Clinton in the White House with nothing to do has comedians flocking to church and making deals with G-d.

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