Jewish World Review Nov. 6, 2006 / 15 Mar-Cheshvan, 5767
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
Bill Clinton ripped Republican scare tactics at a banquet for the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee in San Francisco Wednesday. This is the town where he can do no wrong. It's in the city charter that no one's here to judge.
Hillary Clinton campaigned for re-election in New York Thursday with a giant lead in the polls. Photographs of the senator onstage show her wearing a cross around her neck. Republicans may roll their eyes over it, but it keeps John Kerry in his casket.
Senator Hillary Clinton told Newsday Friday that she has started working out with a personal trainer again. That's the great advantage of being a Democrat. You can hire a strange man to massage you and you will still have a job in the morning.
Tom Cruise and his partners struck a deal Thursday to run United Artists for parent company MGM. A major movie studio will be run by people who hold the religious belief that mankind was deposited on earth by space aliens. Mel Gibson already misses the Jews.
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