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December 2, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 28, 2005 / 26 Mar-Cheshvan, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | FEMA's former director Michael Brown announced Friday he's setting up a consulting company. He will offer governments and groups his expertise on disaster preparedness. Every American's just hoping and praying that al-Qaeda takes the bait and hires him.


Macy's launched the holiday shopping season with its Thanksgiving Day Parade in Manhattan Thursday. The first signs are mixed at best. Wal-Mart reported brisk sales on Friday, prompting textile factory managers in China to double the drum beat.


Tom Cruise discussed his plans with Katie Holmes for parenthood Tuesday. The couple just purchased a sonogram machine and began photographing the baby. He said they are unable to tell if it's a boy or a girl, so it's Tom's baby, all right.


Major League Baseball agreed last week to new drug penalties for players. They must be tested for steroids, cocaine, marijuana and amphetamines. The players should have read that exclusivity clause when they signed their deal with Budweiser.


Fleetwood Mac's Mick Fleetwood said Tuesday all the cocaine he snorted would stretch five miles long. It's quite a testimonial. To this day no one knows how many copies of the Hunter S. Thompson workout video were sold during the infomercial.


Cindy Sheehan held an anti-war rally Friday outside the president's ranch in Texas. She unveiled a stone monument carved with the words Sheehan's Stand. The sheriff took one look at it and arrested her for selling lemonade without a license.


Arnold Schwarzenegger said Friday he'll consider granting clemency for Crips founder Tookie Williams. The governor is a real gentleman. He feels it's only right to give Californians a second chance to elect Gary Coleman or the porn star.


Prime Minister Tony Blair's new drinking policy took effect in Great Britain on Wednesday. Pubs may now stay open twenty-four hours a day. The surest way for a welfare state to get a grip on health care costs is to increase car accidents.


Tiger Woods won the PGA Grand Slam of Golf Wednesday against Vijay Singh and Phil Mickelson and Michael Campbell in a barrage of booming drives and birdies. Everybody loves a shoot-out. This is why more Arabs name their sons Udey than Saddam.


German police searched a mosque and twenty-two homes in Germany Tuesday. The Germans were knocking down doors and ransacking houses, pursuing an outlawed Muslim group. It might be good for al-Qaeda to see things from the Jews' perspective.


NASA said Tuesday they don't know why chunks of insulation foam flew off the shuttle in July but they won't cancel the next mission. You can't doubt the courage of America's astronauts. Neil Armstrong came back to this earth and he had a choice.


A U.N. report said Wednesday opium production in Afghanistan is declining. Last year one of five farmers decided to plant something else. So far two hundred and fifty U.N. agriculture inspectors are missing and no one knows what's happened to them.


U.S. Congresswoman Jean Schmidt apologized for calling John Murtha a coward on the House floor. She twisted her face and tilted her head and blasted him out of the side of her mouth. Bill Clinton has this nightmare at least twice a week.


Anderson Cooper reported on CNN Tuesday how Los Angeles has become a dumping ground for the mentally ill. It's a sad ritual. The buses pull into town every night and the doors open and another two dozen people are dumped into acting class.


Hurricane Katrina was blamed by sugar growers Wednesday for higher prices for candy, cakes and doughnuts. It won't put a dent in the obesity epidemic. The American people will go anywhere, bear any burden and pay any price for the next Snickers bar.

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