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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 25, 2005 / 23 Mar-Cheshvan, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Fleetwood Mac's Mick Fleetwood said Monday that a line of all the cocaine he ever snorted would stretch five miles long. He's sober now. However, his nose surgeon got a nasty flashback when he saw the tornado damage in Evansville last week.


The FDA banned poultry imports from British Columbia Tuesday. A second bird came down with bird flu. Investors who missed out on Google aren't jumping out of windows but they are seriously thinking about flying to Vancouver for fried chicken.


Congressman Duncan Hunter offered a bill to build a twenty- foot fence along the U.S.-Mexican border. Reaction was swift. Every sports book in Las Vegas made Mexico the odds-on favorite to win the pole vault competition in the next Olympics.


Brett Favre passed brilliantly in a losing effort for the Green Bay Packers Monday night, the same day Donovan McNabb's season ended in injury. So this week Terrell Owens and Jose Canseco and Michael Moore all turned out to be right. People can forgive anything but that.


John Daly, it was announced Monday, will appear in a Golf Channel reality show about his life called The Daly Planet. Now that's entertainment. John Daly once sued the PGA for the right to use a beverage cart to get from shot to shot on the course.


President Bush found himself trapped onstage at a press conference in China Sunday. He couldn't get the exit doors to open. Congressman John Murtha went on NBC's Meet the Press and said he told everybody the doors were locked two years ago.


Elvis Presley Enterprises introduced four new blends of Elvis Presley Coffee to grocery stores Monday. There's no doubt he was associated with the product. Elvis Presley took so much speed he drank Turkish coffee to go to sleep every night.

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