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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 23, 2005 / 21 Mar-Cheshvan, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Heidi Fleiss announced Friday she will run a brothel in Nevada that's staffed by men and caters to female customers. This was great news at the Comedy Store in Hollywood. After five years Bill Clinton impersonators have a place to work again.


West Virginia coal producers offered employees pay raises and improved benefits Sunday in addition to signing bonuses to attract new coal miners. This tells us something very important about today's economy. Mexicans are afraid of the dark.


The Tampa Bay Buccaneers were ordered by a judge Friday to stop security pat-downs at the stadium entrance. The guards have an impossible job. Thanks to the obesity epidemic in America, everyone's got love handles the size of suicide belts.


French president Jacques Chirac on Friday extended the state of emergency until February. Under emergency regulations, men who live in the Paris suburbs can't go out after dark. The hottest business in France right now is mistresses who deliver.


Major League Baseball received bids Friday from eight groups who want to own the Washington Nationals. What a concept. If the Pentagon had applied this idea in Iraq two years ago, Baghdad would be complaining about too much electricity today.


Iraq's president Jalal Talabani asked Sunday for talks with Saddam Hussein's outlawed Baath Party. They may agree to it. All they ask for in return is that Saddam Hussein get a Los Angeles jury and no problem with the civil suit afterwards.


The Iraqi wife of a suicide bomber was interviewed on Arab television Sunday about her own failed bomb. Americans were horrified watching her being escorted to the microphones. She's only been single a few days and already she's dating again.

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