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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 18, 2005 / 16 Mar-Cheshvan, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Weather Channel reported bad weather in the South Wednesday as tornadoes roared into Kentucky and Tennessee. That's where they distill Wild Turkey and Jack Daniel's. Hurricane refugees from Dallas drove in to help evacuate the bottles.


Alabama former football coach Mike Price settled his lawsuit Tuesday against Sports Illustrated. The magazine said he got drunk and partied with strippers. In addition to an apology the coach is demanding his settlement in five-dollar bills.


The Country Music Association Awards aired Tuesday, honoring the biggest stars in country music. You can tell the national mood is turning by the acceptance speeches. All the winners thanked the association and insisted that Bush meant well.


Major League Baseball reached an agreement with the players union Tuesday to clean up the use of performance-enhancing drugs by players. On the banned list is amphetamines. It doesn't look good when a grown man steals second base from third.


The Dalai Lama met with House Speaker Denny Hastert on Wednesday about Chinese oppression. He's a wise man. Denny Hastert is third in line for the presidency and you don't have to be a monk from Tibet to know who's the man to see around here.


Bob Woodward admitted Wednesday he was told CIA agent Valerie Plame's identity but he wouldn't reveal who told him. The reporter has a keen intellect. It only took him one minute to spend the entire ten million dollar book advance in his mind.


Denver voters were blasted by parents groups Monday for legalizing marijuana possession. It's not for the kids. It's the only thing that helps the headaches that seniors get when they try to understand the new Medicare prescription drug plan.


President Bush flew to South Korea Wednesday for the Asia Pacific Economic Conference. He met with South Korean leaders about the problem of North Korea's insane behavior. They just placed the image of Terrell Owens on their national flag.


New Orleans police revealed statistics Wednesday showing that the crime rate in their city is down to almost zero following Hurricane Katrina. It chased out ten thousand hardened criminals. Hurricane Katrina is in such huge demand it had to get an agent to field all the phone calls from cities who can't afford Rudy Giuliani.

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