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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 9, 2005 / 7 Mar-Cheshvan, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Prince Charles and Camilla attended a tiny church in California Sunday. They are so thrilled by the positive reception in America. Back home they never know what vegetables they'll be having for dinner until after the day's public appearance.

A Carnival Cruise liner was attacked by pirates in speedboats Saturday night off Somalia. They fired machine guns and rocket grenades. The next time Kathie Lee Gifford is booked to sing on the ship they ought to have her perform below deck.

The Producers, it was announced Sunday, will open in movie theaters before Christmas. Mel Brooks is just happy the filming is over. During production he got three calls a day from President Bush and Saddam Hussein suggesting each other for the role of Hitler.

Panama was asked to shut down the Panama Canal Sunday as a security measure for President Bush's visit there. They didn't mind. However, it may have held up one full day of shipments from China to Wal-Mart, causing the earth to wobble on its axis.

Baghdad announced Sunday that Iraq has resumed passenger airline service with Iran for the first time in twenty-five years. Security is understandably tight. They have been flying for two weeks now and so far nobody's been allowed on an airplane.

Time magazine said Monday President Bush may soon have a new chief of staff, a new press secretary, a new Treasury Secretary and a new Defense Secretary. He's too stubborn to fire anyone. He's sending everybody to a Tony Robbins seminar for a new them.

U.S. Treasury Secretary John Snow arrived in India Sunday for a five-day tour of the country. He was a hit. He was treated like a rock star once they heard him talk because customer service workers in India know every American by his voice.

Chicken Little topped the box office on Sunday. It's an unhealthy trend. The obesity epidemic is sure to worsen now that movie stars can sit around a studio doing voice-overs all day and make more money than they would in a gladiator picture.

Get Rich or Die Trying opens nationwide today and tells the story of a teen boy who gives up selling drugs on the street to become a rap star. The movie's distribution is limited. The first half of the movie is legal only within the Denver city limits.

Paris continued to burn Sunday as riots got closer to the Eiffel Tower. It's beginning to unnerve property owners. Last night a fireworks show went off to celebrate Armistice Day and the local French garrison came out with their hands up.

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