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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Nov. 3, 2005 / 1 Mar-Cheshvan, 5766

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton


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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Prince Charles was given a reception at the Museum of Modern Art in New York featuring organic food. The locals loved it. Organic food is very popular with New Yorkers because of the widely held belief that it makes the cocaine work faster.


The Kennedy Center in Washington announced it will host country music concerts in March. It's the perfect venue for ballads about alcohol and car wrecks and cheating husbands. All successful country songs are Kennedy biographies set to music.


Woody Allen gave an interview to Vanity Fair to mark his seventieth birthday this month. It was in two parts. The interview was interrupted when he had to rush off to Columbia Presbyterian Hospital to attend the birth of his fourth wife.


Air Force Academy coach Fisher DeBerry apologized Friday for saying he prefers black halfbacks because they are faster. White halfbacks cause needless game delays. Equipment managers keep having to halt play to make sure their plows are on straight.


Senate Democrats invoked a special rule and called a closed session Tuesday. That means they turn off the cameras and lock the doors and send the staff home. It's what Los Angeles weather forecasters call the perfect conditions to kill your wife today.


Senate Democrats surprised the Republicans by forcing a closed session Tuesday. They wanted to discuss a secret report on secret intelligence in a secret session. Compared to the American government, the Mafia operates like Shakespeare in the Park.


The Supreme Court heard arguments Tuesday on whether an Indian congregation in New Mexico can use hallucinogenic tea in their religious ceremonies. It's only right. We used whisky to get their land, why not use LSD to get their casinos?


General Motors and Ford and Chrysler on Tuesday reported a huge drop-off in sales of cars in October. They could go bankrupt. The offshore drilling that could save the Big Three depends on convincing Southern Californians that it's just a seagull.

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