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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 28, 2019

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Wall Street Journal reported a new poll which found that two-thirds of Americans believe that the attempt to impeach President Trump has led the country once again to the verge of civil war. That's a really crazy conclusion to draw. We lack the manners and congeniality of the Civil War.

The Justice Department launched a criminal probe into the Deep State sabotage of the Trump campaign in 2016 that hatched the Russian collusion hoax. House Democrats are outraged by the grand jury probe. They say, for crying out loud, investigating somebody in secret violates due process.

Conde Nast warns American vacationers to Los Angeles that theme parks such as Disneyland in Anaheim will be raising their ticket prices for the holidays to $135 a person. Consider this. It's more economical for a family of four to fly to Switzerland, rent a car, and ride the real Matterhorn.

NASA announced plans Thursday to send a manned mission to Mars in fifteen years. We've inspired new space programs to proliferate in other countries. North Korea now has their own space agency and they hope to go where no North Korean has ever gone, to an all-you-can-eat buffet.

Los Angeles sweltered under one-hundred degree heat as desert winds turned the city hotter than Death Valley. The fires, smoke and smog just add to the misery. The air quality in Hollywood is so bad that whenever Snoop Dogg rolls down his window, the smoke actually pours INTO the car.

Johnny Depp was ordered to release all records of his alcohol and drug abuse in the lawsuit against his ex-wife for defamation. If there's one thing Johnny Depp and Charlie Sheen's taught us over the years it's that drugs and relationships don't mix. So stick with drugs and you'll be alright.

Tulsi Gabbard claimed that leading Democrats are conspiring to block her candidacy. In the last debate she told the CNN moderators that impeachment is a terrible idea because it'll tear the country apart. Homeland Security just added Tulsi's name to the list of people too crazy to buy a gun.

Soap Opera Digest reported Wednesday that the longtime star of the soap opera Days of Our Lives John Clark died at his home. He first joined the cast of the weekday drama fifty-five years ago. John is survived by his three-ex-wives, nine mistresses, two illegitimate children and an evil twin.

The House of Representatives grilled Facebook's Mark Zuckerburg in a hearing Wednesday about Facebook's privacy problem. Members of both parties gave Zuckerburg a very rough time in the witness chair. It didn't help when he addressed each Member by their mother's maiden name.

Adam Schiff's secret impeachment inquiry room was breached by GOP Members demanding open hearings. It never ends. If Trump told Democrats not to jump off the roof, they would promptly jump off the roof, break their leg and then impeach Trump for colluding with gravity.

The New York Post reports that some NYPD detectives have been talking with the Long Island Medium, who holds seances in which she claims she can speak to the dead. That's a stretch. If the Long Island Medium could talk to the dead, Hillary Clinton would have taken her out a long time ago.

Hillary Clinton called Trump, Jill Stein and Tulsi Gabbard Russian assets on Friday and then hinted Monday she may join the race, I opened for Yakov Smirnov for his award winning PBS special Happily Ever Laughter, which makes me a Russian asset. Think about it, I could be president!


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