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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 16, 2018

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | • Stormy Daniels's defamation of character lawsuit against President Trump was dismissed by the federal judge in Manhattan Monday. In addition, the judge ruled that the adult film star must pay the president's legal fees. Donald Trump is the only guy I know who can get a hooker to pay HIM.

• President Trump this year had offered to give a million dollars to Elizabeth Warren's favorite charity if DNA can prove she's Indian. She's less than one-thousandth. That tiny amount doesn't rate a million dollar payoff, but to be a good sport Trump should buy Liz an all-white Jeep Cherokee.

• The Cherokee Nation ridiculed Elizabeth Warren's claim her tribal ancestry is proved by her DNA test. I used to think I was Anglo-Saxon, but my DNA test showed I'm just a drunk. Warren's DNA test showed she is about as Indian as you and I would be from watching an episode of F-Troop.

• Elizabeth Warren's campaign TV commercial gives you the choice of either believing that her DNA test proves that she's a Native American or being a racist follower of Trump. The actual DNA test results told another story. Ivory Soap now advertises that it's nearly as white as Elizabeth Warren.

The Cherokee Nation issued a statement Monday denouncing Senator Warren's claim she has DNA proof she's a Native American. They're not kidding around. If Warren is elected president, Eastern Oklahoma will secede from the Union the first time the Marine Band plays Hail to the Chief.

• NBC retracted its criticism of President Trump over his Ohio speech for reporting he praised Robert E. Lee. Trump was actually praising Ulysses S. Grant. However during the speech Trump did mention Lee's name, which NBC no longer allows on the air unless you are describing a Korean.

• The New York Post reported that e-cigarette companies are going to add Viagra and Cialis to their vape liquids. This means forty million Baby Boomer men who quit smoking in the 80s now have to learn how to vape. Just when the Me Too movement was slowing down, here comes vape rape.

• The New York Times warned Democrats that wild protests are hurting their chances to re-take Congress. No one's listening. Months ago, Democratic Congresswoman Maxine Waters told us to create a crowd whenever we see Republicans in a department store, but even that didn't help Sears.

• Journal Science released a study showing just how close gorillas and human beings are in an experiment made public on Monday. It showed that birth control pills designed for women also work on female gorillas. How much beer pong did some zoologist have to play to test this hypothesis?

• California's new law allowing for doctor assisted suicide was reinstated by a court. If you can't afford it, say something Saudi Arabia doesn't like, then visit one of their embassies and you will be taken out in four cake boxes. I knew Bake-Off would be edgier once they moved it to Cinemax.

• The FBI Crime Report reported Friday that the murder rate in the United States fell last year across the nation. With so many states having legal marijuana, murder is pretty much limited to whoever is within range of your couch. In Florida they have a law allowing you to Stand Your Cushion.

• President Trump's lawyers negotiated with Special Counsel Robert Mueller Friday over how Trump will be questioned. The investigation is proceeding at a snail's pace. This week, Robert Mueller has issued subpoenas to D.C. bartenders to find out if, indeed, Kanye West is a Black Russian.

• White House policy advisor Stephen Miller was cited by his third grade teacher who disagrees with his immigration crackdown Friday. She said he was a strange child who ate dried glue off his arm in class. The rest, the teacher said, is all very hazy, but she remembers waking up feeling violated.


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