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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 26, 2016

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | USA Today ran a poll of Americans which found the top issue on Election Day will be public corruption. The desire for cash often corrupts our good intentions. Last year, Congress passed a law making it unlawful in the United States to clone human beings, unless they're major contributors.

Donald Trump stumped in Florida Monday while Hillary spent the day campaigning in New England. They spent the entire day tearing each other to shreds. Michael Vick just realized that if he places a bet on either presidential candidate to win, he could go back to prison for dog-fighting.

Hillary Clinton's campaign chief John Podesta was revealed in WikiLeaks e-mails directing pollsters how to over-sample Democratic voters in Florida to get pro-Hillary results. There are also signs of voter fraud. The most popular tombstone inscription in Chicago is a sticker that says I Voted.

Hillary Clinton was exposed in e-mails lying to the King of Morocco by taking twelve million from him to host a summit there, but she sent Bill there instead. She forgets where we come from. You can lie to the people and it's no big deal, but if you lie to the King, it's going to cost you Virginia.

The White House admitted Monday that the price of health care insurance premiums under Obam Care is set to skyrocket again next month. It's demoralizing. Polls show that paying the higher priced health care premium is trailing dying like a man when it's your time by a huge margin.

President Obama's arrival in L.A. shut down boulevards in West Hollywood and Beverly Hills Monday when he came to fundraise for the twenty-sixth time. Traffic was stalled for two hours. Barack Obama carried West Hollywood twice because he gives us so much more time on Facebook.

Austria's Interior Ministry announced Monday it will demolish the house where Adolf Hitler was born in Linz. The government is embarrassed because it's become a tourist shrine for neo-Nazis. Say what you will about Hitler, you have to give him credit for one thing, he killed Hitler.

Volkwagen neared a fifteen billion dollar settlement with plaintiffs Monday for rigging the car computer to cheat the emissions test. The car spews toxic fumes. Just think, if back in the Thirties Volkswagen had been able to partner up with Samsung, Hitler might have been successfully blown up.

Hillary Clinton in the debate Wednesday blurted out the top-secret time it takes for the military to respond to a president's order for nuclear attack, then Trump wouldn't promise to recognize the results of the votes. How scary is this election? Mexico just agreed to build a wall no matter who wins.

Donald Trump made news Wednesday saying he might not accept the results of the November election. No one knew you could do that. If that's the case then I refuse to accept the results of the Oklahoma-Ohio State and the Oklahoma-Houston games and I look forward to an undefeated season.

Hillary Clinton was gracious when she addressed the black-tie Al Smith Dinner in Manhattan Thursday at the Waldorf-Astoria. She's used to receiving a two hundred and fifty thousand dollar speaking fee when she addresses dinners like this. Her talk is entitled The Importance of Free Speech.

Donald Trump brought up that Hillary was fired by the House Watergate Committee in 1974 for falsifying evidence against President Nixon. What a wrongful firing. To have been able to think up something Nixon didn't do shouldn't get you fired, it should win you the Nobel Prize for Creativity.


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