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April 21, 2014

Andrew Silow-Carroll: Passoverkill? Suggestions to make next year's seders even more culturally sensitive

Sara Israelsen Hartley: Seeking the Divine: An ancient connection in a new context

Christine M. Flowers: Priest's execution in Syria should be call to action

Courtnie Erickson: How to help kids accept the poor decisions of others

Lizette Borreli: A Glass Of Milk A Day Keeps Knee Arthritis At Bay

Lizette Borreli: 5 Health Conditions Your Breath Knows Before You Do

The Kosher Gourmet by Betty Rosbottom Coconut Walnut Bars' golden brown morsels are a beautifully balanced delectable delight

April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 29, 2013 / 25 Mar-Cheshvan, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | JC Penney's announced they will be open all day Thanksgiving Day to jump start the Christmas shopping season. Retailers have it laid out. The next day is Black Friday, followed by Small Business Saturday, followed by Online Monday, followed by Identity Theft Tuesday.

Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder was rumored considering the Washington Bravehearts for a team name. It raised concerns. The fact that Dan Snyder is Jewish and considering naming his team for a Mel Gibson movie is clinical evidence that he needs help.

An Atlanta Falcons cheerleader made it into the Guinness Book of World Records last week when she performed forty-four consecutive back hand-springs. It wasn't at the football game. She was celebrating finally getting a response from the ObamaCare website.

President Obama spoke with the kids at Brooklyn's Pathways in Technology high-tech school Friday. They had a very productive exchange. President Obama taught the children a lesson in civics, and the children taught the president how to set up a website that works.

The Labor Department said Friday that U.S. worker productivity remains stagnant. There is malaise in the air. Thirty percent of Americans polled say they've called in sick when they weren't, while the other seventy percent are waiting for ObamaCare to make it legal.

Forbes named Michael Jackson as the highest earning dead celebrity last year. Elvis was second again. The list didn't include the ObamaCare website designer, who made six hundred million last year, because he won't be dead until the president tracks him down.



Kathleen Sibelius refused to resign Friday over the ObamaCare website fiasco. What a tough choice she faces. Kathy is a very proper Kansas lady who must either resign in disgrace or save her place in history and ask porn sites how they handle this much volume.

Germany Chancellor Angela Merkel slammed the U.S. for having the NSA monitor her phone calls. It says a lot about the NSA spies. When given the choice, they feel it's less erotic to listen to Scarlett Johanson's calls than it is to hear a woman give orders in German.

Detroit filed for chapter nine bankruptcy protection Thursday following decades of decline for the once-richest city in America. It's eighteen billion dollars in debt. The economy is so bad in Detroit that Motor City Casino was turned into an Indian reservation.

The Counselor opened in theaters Friday starring Michael Fassbender and Penelope Cruz in a film-noir crime thriller. The plot has everybody in L.A. talking. It's about a lawyer who gets involved in the drug trade, and as a result, the drug trade gets a really bad name.

Malaysia University announced it's giving a doctorate in economics to North Korea's ruler Kim Jung Un. He succeeded his late father two years ago. North Korea still refuses to admit that his father Kim Jong-Il died, they'll only say that he's entered a sleeping contest.

Bobby Kennedy, according to a new book, stole JFK's brain from the National Archives to protect it from examination. At the time Jack was seeing Marilyn Monroe, Judy Campbell, Pam Turnure and Mary Pinchot Meyer. It's more than possible that Jack Kennedy died of a STD during the Dallas motorcade and the FBI staged the shooting to make him look good.

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