In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 24, 2013 / 20 Mar-Cheshvan, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | USA Today reported a huge increase in medical school enrollments this year. Do the math. You take four years of college, add four years of medical school and three years of residency, it's still faster than waiting online for ObamaCare, plus you get to treat yourself.

The ObamaCare website asked applicants about their diet, exercise regimen, sexual habits and drinking habits on the application form. It's personal but necessary. They cross-check your answers with the NSA to make sure it's really you applying for Obamacare.

The White House press secretary fumed when a reporter compared the ObamaCare rollout to the Hindenburg. That's a really unfair comparison. The Hindenburg, after all, had a swastika on its tail wing, and so far ObamaCare only fines you for disobeying orders.

President Obama urged Congress to work together in a bipartisan way to get things done Monday. However cooperation is just not in their DNA . By and large Republicans hate new legislation, while Democrats don't care what's in a bill, as long as it's mandatory.

Russia said state revenues have doubled since they adopted a low flat tax and ended high taxes on the rich. That's telling. So the Cold War didn't end twenty-five years ago, it was just halftime and at halftime the teams switch sides and defend the opposite goalposts.

The Bureau of Labor Statistics in Washington Tuesday reported that a record ninety million Americans are out of the workforce. It's not just emotionally debilitating. The latest research shows that unemployment plays a role in early death, unless you're a miner.

Google stock soared Monday as the rollout for Google Glasses neared. These glasses record and post everything you see and everything that is spoken to you. The possibilities are so exciting it's sparking a movement to give Bill Clinton a third term in the Oval Office.

Daily Variety reported that Hillary Clinton's life as a young congressional staffer on the Watergate Committee will be made into a feature movie. It will cover the time that she and Bill first met and fell in love. The working title of this movie is An Affair to Refrigerate.

NBC enjoyed record-high ratings for the Denver Broncos and Indianapolis Colts game Sunday night. The telecast included forty commercials for beer. It's so important for you to know you don't have to be an NFL football player to enjoy the sensation of brain damage.

Indonesia's Supreme Court upheld the firing-squad death sentence for a British lady who smuggled five pounds of coke into Bali. They'll shoot her for bringing cocaine into their territory. Indonesia's attorney general cited the case of Crips v, Blood to win the case.

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