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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 14, 2013 / 7 Mar-Cheshvan, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama received his lowest approval rating Tuesday while Congress hit its lowest rating ever. It's the shutdown. It took two-hundred-forty years, but Americans are just starting to realize that we had it better when we were ruled by a mad English king.

Libya's president Ali Zidan is safe after he was kidnapped by terrorists Tuesday and released. It was all for show. President Obama said all week he won't be held hostage by the Republicans, so al-Qaeda of Libya decided to shoot a demo reel for the Party of Golf.

The Los Angeles Dodgers are playing the St. Louis Cardinals for the National League Championship Series in a battle between two storied teams. You can tell the fans at Dodger Stadium are really excited. They stay until the very end of their cellphone batteries.

The Oklahoma-Texas shootout in Dallas on Saturday began college football's annual Great Rivalry Games like Ohio State-Michigan and Alabama-LSU. It's a bit different out West. The USC Trojans were upset last week, their paychecks weren't issued until Monday.

Miley Cyrus scoffed at Hollywood advice to tone down her act onstage Thursday. She needs to have a disease. Hollywood wouldn't make fun of Miley Cyrus for sticking out her tongue and grinding her hips if she said she has epilepsy, they'd applaud her for trying.



The New York Post reports the Mafia once put out a hit on Johnny Carson in 1970 for trying to pick up a mobster's gal at Jilly's bar in New York. He was drunk. It led him to his first 12-step recovery meeting and he went the next forty-five years without a mobster's girlfriend.

Frito-Lay announced in Dallas Wednesday that their chemists and bakers have just invented a Cheetoh that glows in the dark. They did it just in time for Halloween. And yet Russia's President Vladimir Putin still refused to recognize that America is exceptional.

Captain Philips stars Tom Hanks in the true story of an American ship captain who survived hijacking by Somali pirates four years ago. It ended happily. The Somali pirate chief was arrested, brought to New York City and ordered to enroll in stockbroker school.

Duke University researchers said that fracking in Western Pennsylvania resulted in high radioactive levels in a local river. It's alarming. At one town hall meeting called to discuss the problem, five hundred hands were raised in protest, all from the same guy.

Iran's president Hassan Rouhani asked Iranians Thursday to stop chanting Death to America when they're marching in the streets. They've been chanting it since 1979. Young Americans will never be able to fathom the depth to which some people hated disco.

Charleston landscaper Chris Cox drove to Washington to quietly mow the lawn at the shutdown Lincoln Memorial. He was evicted before he could finish. The story made Fox News and now Cox is a marked man in South Carolina for secretly working for Abe Lincoln.

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