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April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 10, 2013 / 6 Mar-Cheshvan, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | NFL owners agreed to listen to Indian chiefs discuss their desire to change the name of the Washington Redskins. The chiefs say the name connotes barbarity and laziness, tribal infighting and eventual extinction. They want to change it to the Maryland Redskins.

President Obama called Congress hostage takers and house burners on Tuesday. He agreed to negotiate with the GOP, but only if he gets what he wants first. No one will say how out out-of-control we look to the world right now, but Syria just offered to mediate.

NBC News cited a poll Monday which said nine percent of Americans would consider giving up their U.S. citizenship due to all the fighting in Washington. It's bad. Last week seventy-five percent of the people caught at the Mexican border were returned to America.

The National Mall was opened by the U.S. government Tuesday for a Hispanic rally for migrant rights. They demanded a pathway to citizenship. To make sure they'd have a huge crowd, somebody put up a six-foot-fence around the National Mall to keep them out.



U.S. special forces captured al-Qaeda's number-two leader Abu Anas al-Libi on Sunday in Libya. They can't hurt us with a response in kind. Al-Qaeda's number-two leader is an expert in bomb-making, cyber-warfare and chess, and our number-two leader is Joe Biden.

Al-Qaeda leader Abu Anas al-Libi was flown to Washington D.C. following his capture in Libya last Sunday. He's scheduled to face swift justice on Capitol Hill, Tomorrow morning, the House will pass Abu Anas al-Libi and then he will be sent to the Senate to die.

Joe Biden canceled his speech at the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee fundraiser Monday due to the shutdown. They had hoped to raise two million dollars. When they announced at the podium that Joe Biden couldn't speak, they raised four million.

The U.S. Mint put the new one-hundred-dollar bill into circulation Tuesday. It's really popular in the drug trade. The new one-hundred-dollar bill looks just like the old one, except in the new one-hundred-dollar bill, Ben Franklin has his baseball cap on backwards.

Germany's Winter Olympic team will wear rainbow uniforms at the Winter Olympics in Russia to protest Russia's new anti-gay laws. It's humiliating for Putin. You know you are on the wrong side of history when the Germans are urging you to be less discriminatory.

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