In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 8, 2013 / 4 Mar-Cheshvan, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Economist reported that twenty-five million dollars in cash is being smuggled out of Pakistan every day. Only one percent of Pakistanis bother to pay any income taxes. The worst part is, America's government is shut down while Pakistan's is up and running.

President Obama met with Wall Street CEOs Thursday and warned them they should worry about a government shutdown. They are. Wall Street's biggest concern is that the value of a politician will drop so low that ordinary citizens will be able to buy them too.

The U.S. government shutdown cancelled a Ku Klux Klan rally at Gettysburg National Battlefield Park this weekend. All parks were closed. The cancellation was bad news for the Ku Klux Klan, but it was really good news for the black and brown bears in the park.

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi said Friday she plans to push passage of a bill granting a pathway to citizenship for illegal immigrants. She sounds a little out of touch. Illegal immigrants already have a pathway to citizenship, it's called the San Diego Freeway.

Russian president Vladimir Putin was nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize by a Russian studies group. He has well-recognized psychic powers. Vladimir Putin can tell which political opponent's going to commit suicide a week from now just by picking up the phone.

The White House hired Canadian firm CGI to run the glitch-ridden launch of ObamaCare. CGI charged fifty-five million for their computer services. Leave it to Barack Obama to mark the two hundredth anniversary of Canada burning the White House by re-creating the event.

John Kerry flew to Jakarta to attend the Southeast Asia summit Friday. It's a diverse group. Indonesians are Moslems, Australians are Christians and the Thais are Buddhists while the Vietnamese wear a little cannon around their neck with Jane Fonda sitting on it.

The Navy Department fired Captain Daniel Dusek for taking bribes from U.S. vendors in foreign ports to steer his ship to their ports. They paid him with prostitutes. The captain was unemployed two hours when the Secret Service hired him as an event planner.

The Capitol Police trapped a disturbed driver who rammed a White House gate and sped her car toward the Capitol. She was headed off there and killed. The good news is the Redskins pass defense has been awful this year and they've been looking everywhere for a shut-down corner, and they finally found one at the corner of Pennsylvania and Jefferson.

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