In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 3, 2013 / 29 Tishrei, 5774

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Yellowstone Park closed due to the government shutdown in Washington. It's so rich in history. President Clinton visited Yellowstone fifteen years ago and the photo of him standing next to Old Faithful hangs in the lobby of a hundred comedy clubs across America .

The U.S. government furloughed eight hundred thousand workers this week for the shutdown. Air traffic control and border guards remain on duty. The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms has been consolidated into the Department of Texas Birthday Parties.

The Ku Klux Klan had to cancel a scheduled rally at Gettysburg National Park due to the U.S. government shutdown Tuesday. The groups face an identity crisis lately. If the KKK really believes that white people are superior, why do they dress like Muslim women?

Breaking Bad's final episode Sunday set a ratings record for basic cable on AMC with ten million viewers. The series ended in death, violence and tragedy. At the end of the show, Walter White was fired in the middle of the night by USC athletic director Pat Haden.

House Republicans pointed out Tuesday that the government shutdown halted House probes into the Benghazi fiasco and the IRS scandal. It's just as well. The Democrats don't have any skeletons inside their closet, that's just Harry Reid looking for his umbrella.

The New York Health Department said Monday twenty-five percent of New Yorkers are now obese. It's a new world. Young people won't believe it, but there was a time in the late Seventies when two people could get into the hot tub without flooding the patio.

The New York Senate passed a bill designating a safe-text area on state expressways where motorists may text and drive. It should be made as difficult as possible. People in Los Angeles honk if they love Jesus, and they text while driving if they want to meet him.

Michael Jackson's family's wrongful death suit against AEF went to the jury Monday in L.A. The family's lawyer painted him as a wronged angel. Several days before he died, Michael met with a priest, but not for spiritual advice, they went on a double-date.

Rap music mogul Jay Z told Vanity Fair he learned how to be a great businessman by dealing cocaine successfully in Brooklyn twenty-five years ago. Now he owns part of the New Jersey Nets. It's the only basketball arena where the nosebleed seats are courtside.

Toyota attorneys gave closing arguments in Los Angeles Tuesday in a twenty million dollar wrongful death suit. It's hurt their image. Last night two asteroids suddenly accelerated and collided and scientists are calling the pattern of debris the Toyota Camry.

Hillary Clinton's mini-series was axed by NBC Monday the same day CNN cancelled its documentary on her. She doesn't want the scrutiny. Hillary needs to play it close to the vest if she's ever going to realize the Clinton dream of being a two-impeachment family.

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