In this issue
April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Oct. 29, 2012 / 13 Mar-Cheshvan, 5773

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Hurricane Sandy approached the U.S. mainland from the Bahamas Thursday carrying the possibility of making landfall along the Eastern Seaboard. They're ready for it. Thanks to the president's economic policy, many of the businesses are already boarded up.

A Brazilian college co-ed sold her virginity to the highest bidder in an online auction for seven hundred and eighty thousand dollars Thursday. She's currently in her third year in college. If she's not majoring in Political Science, this girl is missing her true calling.

President Obama stopped off in Chicago Thursday and drove down to the South Side and voted in his neighborhood polling place. He arrived in his armored bulletproof limo. They are so common on the South Side of Chicago that no one even bothered to shoot twice.

President Obama unveiled his economic plan for the nation in a booklet Tuesday in Ohio. He took time for a sit-down with unemployed workers. They explained to the president that once his unemployment runs out he can fake an injury and go on disability.

Hillary Clinton hinted Friday she could stay on the job in the second term. Last year she switched to foam rubber lamps in her office. Now they don't have to pay for new lighting every time a president either cheats on her or blames her for an embassy attack.

Mitt Romney closed the gender gap Thursday, tying Obama for women's votes in the Gallup poll. Women were stunned when they saw Mitt Romney on TV the first time. All they'd heard was the president's description of him and he wasn't wearing a hood or a sheet.

Barack Obama told Jay Leno he might back the Detroit Tigers over the San Francisco Giants in the World Series. He said he may change his mind. Mitt Romney blasted the president for trying to have it both ways and came out in favor of the San Francisco Tigers.

President Obama touted his experience in foreign policy Thursday on the campaign trail. He reminded voters the sanctions he placed on Iran are crippling Iran's economy. If anybody doubts Barack Obama's ability to cripple an economy, they are blowing smoke.

The TSA took their nude body-scanners from major airports and replaced them with less revealing machines. TSA agents requested it. They scan the same flight attendants and traveling business women day after day and they're starting to get the seven-year itch.

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